Please forgive me, Dave-So, I don't mean to make light of the troubles you're suffering, but, "Bull raping??!!!" Man, you're braver than I thought! If you meant to put that slant on Lalverson's suggestion, at least you've kept your sense of humor, which is good. If it was a typo, well, you've just made my morning! I have this twisted, absurd image of a steer walking funny and having an odd grimace.

Tempt the Hand of Fate and it'll give you the "finger"!