Tjohn Male 49 Rural Tennessee near Chattanooga. No wife or children, 2 parakeets (would that be 4 keets?) named Boyd and Berdie (i guess Airflamesred would call them budgies or budgerigars)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy