white-ish (slightly green-tinged) male, currently living in San Francisco (at least until my saucer gets fixed and I can go back "home" to a more civilized planet). Age: 54 Earth-years (i.e., old enough to really know better, but young enough to often say "what the hell?" and go for it anyway). Never married (never going to be) - but I have 2 "kids" - 1 Maine coon & 1 British shorthair (which is as close to having children as I'm ever likely to get - just as well, since I long ago recognized that I'm NOT good parent-material).