Thanks, y'all! Silver's suggestions can at least keep him busy in P2 for awhile, and I'll steer him towards an upgrade, at least to P3 - he seemed really excited with what I was doing in P4, and I know he can't hope to accomplish anything like that with what he's got, so maybe between frustration and inspiration, he can be coaxed into the 21st century, LOL! I just knew this was the place to come for answers! :-)