Well, I'm always amazed at the emails I get from old friends I have no memory of who are anxious for me to look at their naked pictures. And oh my, there are all these lovely African people who want so kindly to share millions of dollars with me. Why, if I actually had any money and such a thing as a bank account, I could be filthy rich, uh huh...think of the porno I could buy then.

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