I have a great cat(calico), I think she has an IQ of about 125... and is a close relative to Dilburt's Dogbert (this too is another alien conspiracy). She treats people with total disdain, reserving special contempt for me, who now owns and walks about the house from top to bottom, and never helps pay the mortgage. I believe like Dogbert her "ambition" is to conquer the world and enslave all humans. She... like him, has anointed herself a Saint (St.Catnip), and takes special delight in exorcising the demons of my stupidity (if her food dish has lots of Meox Mix -this happens much less).