There's one I wrote about an offset envelope press. (Basic Blues Tune) The Web 6 Blues I've got the web 6 blues; I've got the web 6 blues; They say the machine is maladjusted; So what else is new. The glue is overflowin; The ink is on the floor; I fix it up the thing breaks down; I fix it up some more; Refrain: And so on and so on. I also have bad versions of "The Bannana Boat Song","It's Another Day","Timothy" and others. While the press is running one doesn't have much to do I usually write.