I've learned that two wrongs are only the beginning. I've learned that when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. I've learned that there is no job so simple it cannot be ballsed up. I've learned that there is no limit to how bad things can get. I've learned that no-one is listening until y ou make a mistake. (the above are from Murphy's Law) I've learned silence isn't always golden ... sometimes it's guilt I've learned a closed mouth gathers no feet.