Dutch maids smell like Gouda. German maids? Ha! "Get on your knees, swine!!" Whack!!! Italian maids? Nope, can't see it. Too haughty. Greek maids? Well, now there's an idea I can get behind. American maids? Have you ever seen one? The only difference between them and a rhino is 50 pounds and a tavern jacket. Oh, and what's the difference between Noah's Ark and Joan of Arc? One was made of wood and the other was Maid of Orleans. ba-dum-bum Jeez, I'm in a weird mood this morning. I'll go away now.