Sporadic or constant company, you're definitely welcome here! I was disappointed to see your other submissions deleted. I really enjoyed them. I hope you reconsider and undelete them or repost them. This poem reminds me of Ogden Nash's poems, with a touch of Danny Kaye thrown in. (It also reminds me to stick to prose as I could never come close to your talent!) I hope we can see more of your stuff in the future.