The only upsetting thing about this thread is that somebody posted a Norman Rockwell painting in the middle of it. I really didn't need to see THAT. And even though the original post is a been-there-done-that (about 300 times) troll, I wouldn't mind seeing more "natural" body hair configurations in MP character packs, to go with the 27 shaved/trimmed textures I already have. And I actually agree that some of the recent additions to the merchant pool would be well advised to cut their teeth in Free Stuff first. And Hiram--I'm pretty sure that's a cow, not a horse.