"Smilodon didn't even have a long tail; it had a bobtail." Sorry LD, Smilodon isn't the only sabretooth cat. Just the North American variety. It had a bobtail. Now look up the african fossil examples - a number of those had sabreteeth and long tails. And were not smilodons. ;]

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