After looking at all 2,315 entries: nuski...3 Rochr...2 pmoores.1 honorable mention:humorix...for what could have been.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy