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They say the house at the end of the lane is haunted, but if you ask me that's nonsense. I've been here since 1885 and I've yet to see a ghost.
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
"Purple polka dots all over ... Mama, is that lady sick?"
"No dear, just very rude to the wrong wizard." ::cheers former Potions master::
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
"Of course I'm depressed. Wouldn't you be if every time you kissed somebody you accidentally ate them?" ::gets off couch and floats away into the night::
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
Ha! Wormy's an idiot but I always knew he didn't botch that resurrection spell ... it was the Dark Lord's wife and her nose-eating cat. ;-)
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
Inspired by a cartoon I saw last week:
"What makes you think her, uh, attributes are artificial?"
"Because when she walked past the mirror, they were the only thing it showed."
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
To his dying day, Ragnar The Bold would never forget the sight that greeted his small war band upon at last emerging from the bone-strewn labyrinth. There, in the heart of the monster's lair, the chieftain's daughter, Helga, her handmaids -- every female who had been abducted or had otherwise disappeared within the last three moons -- were gathered around the fire-breathing beast, paying eager, rapt attention to his every word as the Great Dragon taught them how to read.
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
His cries are truly pitiful, one would think he is being murdered. Immediately I rush to the kitchen ... and discover the cause of all this before-dawn racket is a dish only half full of fresh kibble. ::sigh:: Cats! ::
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
"Let's see now: little old lady with a black cat living in a gingerbread house right in the middle of nowhere ... she's gotta be a wicked witch with lots of gold and stuff we can plunder."
Okay, that does it, I'm moving back to the North Pole -- and these two hooligans will be getting a visit from my cousin Krampus, not Nick, come Christmas Eve.
Thread: Restrict new account uploads (avoid spam) | Forum: Suggestion Box
Yesterday almost all my thread update notices from Rendo were new postings from spammers, some of which were pushing the same "product" but from apparently different users. The "CBD gummy" thing that keeps going around, they seem to get a lot of mileage out of that one.
Thread: 2023 Christmas Community Gifts | Forum: Freestuff
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What? No pitched battle against the Mouse King's army in that Christmas classic, the Nutcracker? For shame!
Though maybe they could use candy canes for swords, there's an idea. ;-)
Thread: Christmas Give-Aways: Catch Up Day Problems? | Forum: Community Center
Thread: Christmas Give-Aways: Catch Up Day Problems? | Forum: Community Center
Thread: Get ready for the holidays with our latest holiday contest! ❄️ | Forum: Contest Announcements
Holly is also very prickly. Never a good idea to honk off Holly -- according to the Klingons she is a fierce and formidable warrior who brings much glory to your house. ;-)
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Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers