Let me know if you want me to send it to you ... include email addy. Bill

I D/L'd her about 2 minutes after you said she was on the Funstuff page and think you have done a remarkable job with her. I'm still playing with the various poses included and she is responding as expected. The hip, knee, shoulders, arms, wrist... all seem to be very smooth. This is one time I certainly don't mind going back to a P3 figure. I can't wait until you get Poser 4... look out world! Would the joint parameters apply to a P4 version as well? Thanks so much for all your hard work. Regards, Bill Newc...I suspect it is because the world is trying to D/L her all at once. 8^)

You discover that 'Poser Forum' is defined as: A public meeting place for open discussion of a puzzling or baffling question.... I think I need some sleep.....zzzzzzzzzzz

You look up the word zygote and find:

• zygote: a cell formed by the union of two gametes...and
• gametes: a mature male or female germ cell usually possessing a haploid chromosome set and capable of initiating formation of a new diploid individual by fusion with a gamete of the opposite sex...and
• diploid: a single cell, individual, or generation characterized by the diploid chromosome number...and
• haploid: having the gametic number of chromosomes or half the number characteristic of somatic cells...and
• Forget what you wanted to know for anyway....

• You keep a snorkel handy in the pool to observe proper swim poses from below...
• You begin watching Farscape 'cause Zhaan's texture makes you weak in the knees...
• You know if you don't buy Zygote's eagle by midnight, American Products, Inc. will call at 8:00AM for a website...
• The sound of the chimes on NBC makes you see Anton's peacock....
• A 'Caught C Exception' sound from the computer sends your cat scurrying for the backdoor...
• You begin having a re-occuring nightmare of a Creeper walking behind you....
• You are feeling totally inadequate 'cause you don't know what 'ROTFL' and 'LOL' mean, but you've been around so long, you're embarrassed to ask anybody NOW....
• You refuse to cut down the Weaping Willow 'cause you've strangely become fond of it...

sigh.... still not cured....

Newc....that's so I can produce an animation of what can happen when you swing that far...tipping the whole thing over. 8^P

HeeHee 8^)

You realize you must be the only one on the Forum who apparently does not have your addition under control...cause you're the only one besides Roy posting to this goofy thread. 8^|

Hi, Your monitor must be set for 24 bit display.... nothing else seems to work. Bill

To quote 'Mr. X.'(from MorphManager3.0): 'Morph manager allows you to select a group of morph targets, then combine them into one target. This has two advantages. First, if you have a character face or look (Asian face or Negro etc..) that is made up of dozens of morph target settings, you can set the look, then create a morph target that is this new look so you don't have to fidget with the other settings or risk loosing them with a face pose. Second, morph targets chew up lots of memory. If all you need a series of targets for is to create a look and you're never going to change them then combining them into one target can save loads of memory. This makes it faster and easier for Poser to load and render your characters. My Vote.... go for it big time...we need smaller files Bill

Spawn those Morph Targets like Trav said. Select the chest, spawn morph target. Nice... image 8^} Bill

I read your message on the Tech Board, picked up jaw from the floor and almost broke my wrist trying to open Poser to see what you were talking about...damn...that is so cool, can't believe I missed it.... and the strange thing is that they don't mention Poser 4 on the Metastream page... I've known about Metastream since they came out with it but thought only the modelling software produced the export. Think they are missing a great source of income by no mentioning it. Thanks Again Bud Bill

TeeHee...Don't worry Willow only 99.5% of these have actually occured....um....99.9....well, all right... most of them, but I'm feeling MUCH better now.

• Your Netscape Personal Tool Bar Folder has Poser Links in 90% of the spaces...
• You delete MSPaint 'cause it takes up too much space....
• The Boss asks you to leave work two hours early and have a drink with him, and you refuse 'cause you need to get home and start D/Ling....
• Realizing that excessive weld spatter could easily be avoided by not going past 1.0 on the machine settings....
• You begin signing Purchase Orders with BillBay....
• You get mad at a parts vendor because thier documentation doesn't include a model in .OBJ or .3DS format....
• You've been online for 490 minutes....and it's time to go home from work.....
• You only realized last night that you can export in Metastream format, that you are a Website Developer, and the day only has 24 hours in it....
• The wife suggests we need an activity to do together... and you offer to upgrade her machine to 400mz with a network card, and buy her Poser....

• You check The Forum before you have coffee in the morning....
• You read the Forum before you check your Email at work....
• You make the FedEx man who has your new 8 gig hard drive wait on the porch till you finish reading Spikes tutorial....
• Your Secretary has to put ALL your calls into voicemail 'cause bloodsong just finished the geese...
• Since Poser 4 came out and you are suddenly one MORE payment behind on your leased vehicle...
• Your cat is engaged in a life or death struggle with a racoon in the back yard, but you wait till radart's "Answer" finishes loading
• The smoke alarm goes off and you shutdown, disconnect the hard drive, put it in your car, and then go find out where the fire is...
• During graduation for your youngest kid, you wonder if Steve Shanks is working on a graduation gown, and how would you morph it to flow like that, and you missed getting him coming into the hall on the camcorder, 'cause you were zoomed in on the hem of a gown on someone else's kid...
• You have your office rearranged so no one can see your monitor from the door cause there are about 950 Gallery images....
• You run two sessions of Netscape tiled horizontally, 'cause the Forum and the Props Guild both have downloads....
• 'Use Limits' pops into your head during the heat of passion....
• The million dollar project you quoted in June needs to be requoted 'cause it REALLY needs a better 3D rendered drawing, which includes Mimi401 dressed in a lab coat....
• All recent pictures of your wife show her in the Default pose....
• Your cat is afraid of you 'cause you keep trying to get it to snarl to see how it should REALLY look....
• Your wife catches you naked in front of the full length mirror with a Digital Camera holding your arms out straight....

(Moved Thread Plus a few more:)

• Your arthritis is flaring up from trying to get your forearm twisted 270 degrees, with out moving your shoulder....
• You now dream in purple mesh mode....
• There are remarkable similarities between your brother in law and the Ultimate Ogre....
• You read your email Replies from the Poser Forum before customer Inquiries to your website....
• Your wife hires a contractor to finish the kitchen, 'cause you NEED to spend time morphing a Slugg....
• 35 years after the Boogie Man has left your closet, the Joint Parameter Monster now sleeps under your bed....
• Thinking of yourself as a lover of Fairies is cool....
• You order Poser 4 again and give it to your oldest and dearest friend, so you have something to talk about together....
• You are disappointed in your wife 'cause she doesn't bend that way, try as she might.....
• At 4:00AM your wife shakes you awake and angrily asks from clenched teeth...WHO IS Willow?....
• Shutting off your monitor yields a permanently etched image of a download window...
• When looking in the mirror you realize that compared to you, the P4 Male isn't REALLY that Dorky looking....
• At the first site of an image in the gallery, you say to yourself...'that's voodoos work'...before his name loads....
• Considering putting Traveler in your will is an idea worth mentioning to your wife....
• Friends tell you they are tired of you saying 'Go like this....and turn around'....
• Attention to tlaubach's texture detail is more important than brushing your teeth in the morning....