Best thread title ever.   [for this week]

The internet is actually housed on a floppy disk drive in the storage closet of a 150 year old house in Witchita, Kansas.   Connected to the world with a dial up modem that takes up the entire basement.  

Because I imagine that the physics engine needs props to meet certain requirements that not all props may or may not meet.

Well, maybe I'll experiment with it using the sphere or cube primitive : )   As it is I can't even master the lights ; )       I always want to try the advance items.  Its a habit of wanting to run before I can walk ;)

It needs to be written in very very simple language with cross references to the concepts to which it is built from.    Especially the math sections!  Ha!   Math and me haven't been friends in such a long time, hence why I've avoided the material room.

Hehe.  The most I know about texturing comes from what point and click I can do in the material room :D   

So, the UV map is what creates the material zones?  Or did I get that wrong? 

its actually going to be used on a penguin chick figure that came with P7  : )  Its a tongue in cheek idea so it doesn't have to be perfect : )   So, what does it mean precisely that its UVMapped?  >.>  Ya, I feel stupid.

He needs an InTerWEb Cat!

LOL

Holy cow, I posted it twice?  When I saw the screen with my original post, I thought that I hadn't posted it.  I must have back buttoned it :D    

I dont' know how to texture, I'm afraid : (  I'm next to useless, but I've been trying to learn modeling in Hex without success heh.   

Would it be easy to just make it brown in the Material Room?  : ) 

ZOMG!  THERE"S TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!  

I'm pretty blind and confused when it comes to remaps.  I don't understand..... what function they serve.... not to say they don't have one, I just don't quite understand it : ) 

Its just you,  you sexisat person you!  you just want to keep us men locked in the John Wayne stereotype of manliness!  For shame!

The preceding statement should be taken in jest, and in no way reflects any actual opinion or thought of the writer.

Please send a SASE with a check written out to Cash for your complimentary copy of useless thoughts!

Ha!   My banner would be glorious and magnificent.... if... I could, you know.  Make it.  Cause... banners by people with my skill level... tend to make forums look.... you know, trashy >.> 

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen,

Is this an attempt to shove us in the clost like the unwanted poor degenerate cousin no one wants to admit really exists, cause it would be like admitting you came from less than desireable breeding stock? :D :D :D :D

but in all seriousness, nifty idea :D

I wonder if the new rig that um, oh ya!  Phantom3D is working on could accomodate Terai, and fix the thigh fold issue :)   

new improved rigs for everyone! :D

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