One thing that I've noticed lately in fantasy and sci-fi is the lack of imaginative insults. Frell just doesn't cut it. Going through a really rough holiday season, I think I could really use some creative insults/curses. Here's some insults that I've come up with: son of a sheep raper spawn of a maggot raper worm-faced deceiver jello-spined coward sack of rotted tapioca waste of maggot food walking waste reclaimation I'm not as good with curses: May your always miss your scabbard when you sheath your sword. May your sword taste only your own blood. Let's see what you guys can come up with!