Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL


Subject: I don't typically advertise my renders in the forums but...

Zenman53186 opened this issue on Jan 20, 2003 ยท 10 posts


Zenman53186 posted Mon, 20 January 2003 at 7:48 PM

...I thought this render was pretty cool, and nobody is looking at it! :-( :-) Is my sense of humor more screwed that I realized? Note: I'm not trying to generate traffic for the render; I get enough already to satisfy my ego. I just think it's funny...:-D Feel free to ignore if you wish.

Zenman53186 posted Mon, 20 January 2003 at 7:49 PM

Attached Link: http://www.renderosity.com/viewed.ez?galleryid=317553

Hmmm, perhaps the link...?

rodzilla posted Mon, 20 January 2003 at 11:31 PM

oh man,i have a dentist appointment tomorrow to start a lengthy amount of work and bills...i'm really not looking forward to it..i wish my teeth looked that good,i mean what does she have to be nervous about?


JettBoy posted Tue, 21 January 2003 at 6:56 AM

I hate to sound cynical (well, not really), but most of my best work gets ignored 'round here too, bro. Maybe if you had slapped on a big pair of hooters somewhere...


dirk5027 posted Tue, 21 January 2003 at 7:38 AM

yep jettboy hit it right on the nipple, if you had her at the dentist stark naked, your pic would be very busy


mon1alpha posted Tue, 21 January 2003 at 9:41 AM

Yup, get her nekkid, give her a sword, put her in front of a temple, she'll be right :). I like it, it reminds me of 'In the Court of the Crimson king' by King Crimson....who shouted "Old fart"?


Zenman53186 posted Tue, 21 January 2003 at 10:30 AM

Heh...maybe I should advertise that the dentist is naked? I realize naked women get a lot of attention, but so do humorous and oddball renders. I thought this was oddball enough that people would look at it, and was surpised that people didn't. I was curious to see people's comments on the detail. Strangely enough, still haven't gotten any comments on the detail...:-) But that makes me think of another topic to post on...


compiler posted Tue, 21 January 2003 at 11:38 AM

The problem is that there is a "violence" and a "nudity" tag, but not a "funny" or "cutie" tag. When in doubt, always add a hefty dose of nekkid boobs. Always works. Another thing that works is to have many friends that post kind comments to your pics while you post admirative comments to theirs. The next step is inventing friends. Some artists make up some aliases ans use them to comment on how splendid their work is. And the last tip I know is to be among the best artists in the world. Did not try any of these, though, so my Gallery is much less visited than the North Pole. That's why i stopped posting : I show my works to my friends when I'm happy with them, and I post works in progress in the forum to get some help. As for your pic, the idea is funny, but she should have her mouth much more open in my opinion. Please keep on the funny ideas ; everyone semms so serious in this Galleries... Compiler


xoconostle posted Tue, 21 January 2003 at 11:48 AM

"Old fart?" Is that why King Crimson is still, 33 years after inception, the most talented and one of the most interesting and original bands in rock? Anyway, yeah. The more original and less-nekkid-Vicky your work, the less views and comments it will generate. That's an exaggeration, but it sure feels that way sometimes. My few images which include naked breasts are the most-viewed. I wish I could do postwork as well as some of the NVITWS clones, but if I could, I doubt if I'd be using it to do nothing but NVITWS. It's been done, Homer.


jobcontrol posted Tue, 21 January 2003 at 5:35 PM

It's a matter of advertising, Zenman. Why didn't you simply set the "violence" flag? That would crank up the traffic. A dentist appointment for me is definitely an affair of impending violence - so you'd have an excuse for setting the flag as well |-] Willy