Sorry guys, just got this through my mail and still can't stop laughing....... thought you might like it, all things considered.. (",)

Attached Link: http://www.jordyart.com

A bit of blatent self-promotion... You know how much I love you guys (well, girls. the guys are ok, but the girls.....hubba hubba), and I've love it if you'd offer some critique on the NEW version of my website. It's got a few technique's in that I've been working on and I think it's a great improvement on the old one. Comments mandatory..... style, speed etc. (oh, only the B&W link works for the moment. By the time you read this I may have others working, though.....) CHEERS PEOPLE!!!! Mike (",)

lol, yer such a freak

strangely enough, the flashing gif is a perfect 5/4 accompaniment to Massive attacks "Dissolved Girl", stuff frank zappa used to do, like have the drummer play 100bpm at 4/4, with the guitarist playing 5/4 at 120bpm. They'd technicially be off beat, but they would finish each bar at the same time... thats what im talking about.

.and you call ME a freak?!? (",)

LOL, You bloody nut Jordy what do you think your doing working a guy up like, T&A my foot. Nice start to your site, Like the front page took some loading down my wire but all seemed to work Might be nice if the gallery had the same feel. So how you get the puppy up the pole? Chase it up with your ferret LOL (sorry southerner making a joke there) :0)

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. Salvador Dali

I'm inpressed that is the third cutest dog I have ever seen!!!! BTW. I hate dogs. So that's quite a feat. Is it real? =;-) Bsteph

ok, i see a pole and what will pass for a dancer (well it has less hair than some i've seen..lol) but where's the t&a?... only managed to get to the b&w link on your site as you said but could not get larger versions of pictures.

Pictures appear to me, I shoot them.   Elliot Erwitt

Cool site, nice layout

Eggiwegs! I would like... to smash them!

LOL!!! funny- gotta pass this one along! :) i like the layout, style, looks like it'll be pretty quick- nice B&W gallery...let us know when you got the rest working

Snapsy, I was going to ignore your Southernist comment, but I thought, no.... why should I turn the other cheek? "He lives South of Manchester for God's sake!" (ah, but he doesn't know better, another side of me said) "But he should!!!!" So, just to dispel that cloth-cap image we have here, here is an educational shot of 2 ferrets taken at our town fair last year. They were having a well-earned break in the middle of the ferret racing..... (That btw is the honest truth. We have championship ferrets in our town!) We drink beer cold, we do. When we want a change from Newcastle Brown Ale!!! ROFL........ (",)

Rofl at the above I live in north Shropshire where we have cold beer and ferrets on leads, which my dog finds most intresting. But there is fk all to do, but race ferrets and get psed we beat Everton in the FA Cup which was like the only thing that has happened here in the last 50 years. Look out for me on sunday night on match of the day(6.30pm), when we take on Chelsea in the FA Cup fourth round (like we going to win)come on Shrewsbury

Eggiwegs! I would like... to smash them!

FA cup? Like FERRET AWARD? What's FA? Bsteph

Jordy I am sat here with my cold beer trying to think of something smart to say. Champion ferrets! is that like the Crufts of the north LOL Azy I think where ever you live it seems there is f**kall to do, at least you have all that fantastic countryside. Have fun at the football I have seen some great crowd shots taken at football. :0)

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. Salvador Dali

starshuffler gives Jordy's feminine side 30 points for the cuteness factor Hee hee hee (*

@ Azy .....erm.......ok........ ;) @ Bsteph - The FA is the Football Association - or rather, usually refers to the FA Cup which allows our football (soccer to you) teams in the top leagues play teams in the lower leagues. All drawn at random, and as Azy demonstrates it lets small-town supporters occaisionally see proper footballers. Saying that, there's a big Giant-Killer match (ie underdog against BIG team) today.... C'MON FARNBOROUGH!!!!!! @ Snapzy - you failed. Better luck next time. Try not thinking so hard.... @ Starzy - hmmmm......is that femenine side thing the one that helps guys get girls into compromising situations? YEAH? Whoa, baby, BRING IT ON!!!!!! (",)

OH. FA. Thanks for telling. I'm so out of it regarding sports! Bsteph