Attached Link: Come to the Commune, Comrade and browse 3dmodelzki

.....in the 3dmodelz store at 3d Commune. The US Military has voiced suspicions there may be a plot afoot to distribute these armaments to other stores in the next few days. UN weapons inspectors have been sent to investigate. Radical Cornish Seperatists are rumoured to be interested in a large order. British PM argues a pre-emptive strike on Cornwall is absolutely essential to World Security.

LOL! I can just see two Cornish gentlemen in their garden arguing about the best way to direct the the UN inspectors to the Scud stored in Cousin Hermonee's shed.

UN "finds" Nuclear submarine in Saddam's bathtub. CIA denies any involvement. 3dmodelz made Scud launchers sell to individuals of unknown nationality. Opposition leader calls for public inquiry. More evidence of further distribution of these Scuds becomes apparent, but is, apparently, classified. British and American troops massing on the Devon/Cornwall border. Everyone-denies WANTING a war...

Attached Link: 3dmodelz weapons of Poserised Destruction

US satellite photos show 3dmodelz Scud launchers being openly sold in the renderosity marketplace. Carpet bombing of 3dmodelz begins. Stone heads on Easter Island have confirmed link between Al'Quaida and Iraq. Rumours abound regarding distribution of 3dmodelz Scud launchers to more dealerships. Cornish seperatists accused of accounting errors, can't afford Scuds, say sorry and go home...Enron link unproven.