As I kept thinking, I figured 'Hm, considering the classic view of the quest, no one will want to do it, because everyone else will.' So then I figure 'Ha! That leaves the option totally open!' So anyway, after fiddling for a long while, I'm satisfied, and I figured it seemed about as classic "quest" as you can get. So, as the weary hero goes for his beloved prize, an unseen foe rears his head...