Report on Anomaly #357 - User Status- Curious Labs Poser v4.03 - No chemical substances ingested by user - No signs of alien activity recorded - Elvis is not, repeat **NOT**, in the building - Presence of poltergeists or other paranormal phenomena negative - No evidence of user watching re-runs of X-files

Sequence of events leading up to anomaly # 357

Normal Poser activity entering 6th hour
Miscellaneous tasks undertaken in Poser / cr2Edit / uv mapper - Clipboard empty
GMT 17.33 - User opens Joint Editor for routine task
Immediate appearance of anomaly # 357
Instruments register massive shock to user bio-systems, resulting in increased heart-rate, trembling hands, and a general disbelief in evidence of binocular sensory apparatus
User walks round in circles for several minutes, clutching head and moaning quietly
User approaches computer warily and initiates screenshot process
User closes Poser with the aid of a long stick
User prints screenshot and stares at it in horror
GMT 17.40 - User re-opens Poser and repeats previous sequence
Anomaly # 357 has vanished without trace

Is my setup weird, or what?

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