Ms. Maytrix Name: Bessie Mae Mucho Turn-Ons: Men who dress in black Hobbies: Crochet, knitting, and pretending to have a real life when in truth I'm floating in a protein bath providing energy for the evil machines. Thanks to Rochr for inspiring this idea. (If you're a Bryce Forum regular, you might find a familiar name or two in this pic). Thank you, I hope you enjoy it. Warning: for entertainment purposes only. Artist is not looking to improve image as he has no intention of posting it elsewhere.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy