From the Eels song, Mr E's Beautiful Day. This is version 4. The others were terrible, even for me. I'm going to post a large desktop sized verison on my website. http://jbi.geekandproud.co.uk I don't think I've done the song justice but I gave a good run for its money. I also wish to thank those kind people who read my innain witterings and provided top-notch advice. John PS: if i slip the judges a fiver will you make sure i win? PPS: do i tick the violence button because of the amount of abuse given to my PC by me every time it crashed while creating version 1-3 ;]

Well, the judges are actually all the members who vote, so it's gonna take a LOT of fivers. :^)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

A tenner and it's yours!

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...