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I have made this image, but I need a funny caption for it. YOU can help me. Post your caption either here or as a comment to the picture before midnight friday, Rosity time. I would like to have your votes too on the funniest caption but I MAY choose one of my own liking. Sounds like fun? Beware, it's a Star Trek pic.

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You just can't put the words "Poserites" and "happy" in the same sentence - didn't you know that? LaurieA
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Oh and the price is ONE item of your choice for the winner, just to avoid misunderstandings :o)

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Well, I doubt if mine will be the funniest but it is the first thing I thought of. I'll enjoy seeing what everyone else comes up with. :)

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Data...there are a million barbers in the known universe.....so why do you keep going to that Vulcan?

You dropped WHAT in the warp core!?!

Here's my caption, also posted under the pic :-) "Sir, These reading indicate it's time for the 10,000 light year check up." "Who's, yours or the Warp Core?"

Why shouldn't speech be free? Very little of it is worth anything.

"Data! You can't plug a warp core breach like the little Danish boy!"

here is my quote: "Data, stop looking at porn and go back to work!"

Damned Cingular network is down again!!!

"I do not mind placing the prank phone call Geordi. However, I am afraid I do not understand the set up line. Who is this Prince Albert and why would someone wish to keep him in a can?"

"Willlllburrrrr! Willllburrrrrr! Ah shucks Wilbur, you don't love me anymore."

" The warp core temperature has dropped to minus 2 degrees centigrade. No wonder my nipples are pointy!"

"Geordi, it appears our experiment with Vicky's implants has had gone terribly wrong." Sorry was the only thing I could think of when I saw those big blue things. :)

"Data! Your pants are ripped in the back! I can see the man on the moon! Your creator had a warped sense of humor!" Ok, it was better than "...I can see Uranus".

Just posted mine.

"Geordi, tell me you love me before I initiate a warp core breach."

Geordi - the technobabilator is non-operational. I am unable to make up a reason for this unnecesary plot complication.

"Data, it's not appropriate to refer to the dilithium core as "Mother", and you definitely don't need to call her more often."

Can we only have one entry? (note- that is not a submission).

"Geordi? Do you recall that mixup when I bumped into those children outside Kentucy Fried Leachbeast? I do believe I have picked up their free plastic toy tricorder..."

"Data - can you help me find my hairclip?" (hairband, aliceband, whatever).

My son is nearly two so... "Geordi suddenly realises that he needs to know how to get the suit pants off ASAP" came to mind.

"Geordi, why did no-one inform me before how liberating womens underwear is?"

And least but not last (unless you're all very lucky) "Data - I've told you before. If you want to understand human humour, AVOID who3d.com"

"According to these readings the ship will expolde in approximately 12.2798 seconds if we do not [bzzzft-pffft-bang]"

"I just hope this isn't the episode with the 'chomping machinery' room"

"Geordi, I do believe that I have actually worn out my right hand :(" Sorry guys n gals, I needed that after some of todays threads. You may now attempt to return to normality and forget, if you can, the last few posts :)

"Seven Data, seven. You'd think a supposedly advanced android wouldn't have to count on his fingers..." oops, Last one, I promise. For now at least...

"Yes Geordi, the ambient temerature in the room HAS dropped significantly, but please explain the cold weather indicators you are referring to."

IT is obviously, "Can you hear me now?"

" Beam me up Scottie!" lol sorry guys seriously this is the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture!

"leave the tricorder...take the cannolies"

Oh gawd this is going to be hard to judge LOL They're all so funny.. A few made me laugh more than others, but... nothing decided. Please go on :o) And no, there's no limit to how many entries you can post.

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"All of our operators are busy.. please hold the line. We value your call. The following issues may be affecting customers in the Glech sector ... an imminent warp core breach may be disrupting your usual service. Please continue to hold..."

here's mine "Geordi quick come & have a look at this rather amusing video clip I just received on my mobile" great pic too :)

I couldn't let an Alan Alda joke go by unused... sorry :)

"Cyclops! Er, um, I mean, Geordie! Come quickly!" Nice scene set by the way.;)

"Data! But you're supposed to be dead!" "As if! Star Trek 11, here we come!"

"I believe I have both found the reason for the warp core malfunction and solved the mystery of Spot's disappearance. Please excuse me, I require 4.8253 seconds to grieve now."

Btw, I hereby declare myself ineligible for the prize, but I can never resist a Star Trek joke. What a geek, eh?;)

Aww, X2000, you have as much right to win as anybody. After all I couldn't have made this if YOU hadn't made that great Engine Room scene. I really love it. As well as the bridge set of course :o)

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LOL sorry it's so long, my imagination ran away with itself... "You have reached the Federation Starship Hotline, for english please press 1 for Spanish please press 2. You have selected...English...If a warp core breach is imminent please press 1, if you are having problems with your dilithium crystals please press 2, if your engineering section has been taken over by microscopic robots you believe to be sentient please press 3...to hear these options again press 9 or to speak with a facsimile of a live person please press 0...you have selected...1, imminent warp core breach...all of our customer service people are busy, please hold for the next available representative...estimated wait time is...2.3 hours....."

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"well it's the first square vibrator I've ever seen geordi" :) hehe

Okay, one more (my other one is on the gallery): "What do you mean there are roaming charges?"

"Commander LaForge, come quicky....Listen! Polyphonic ringtones!!!"

Hehe :o) Keep them coming, guys and gals :o) This is so funny :oD

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"So the ancient humans used these to control their TV's?"

"Geordi I find it hard to believe 20th Century Humans used small rodents to control their computers"

"But Geordi .. if I am to become more human, then I MUST route all my logic circuits via my posi-privates. Did you not say that Commander Riker always thinks with his di*k?"

"Data, you fitted an emotion chip - OF COURSE you're getting worry lines, now put the compact away!"

"Geordi, do YOU know what an EPS conduit is?"

"Geordie, It this what it means to be human? To feel desire for a container of gigantic plastic bosoms?"

"While feeling emotions is...interesting, I'm sure I shouldn't be getting a double-polaroid over an item of electronic equipment" Obviously ya a'' know what a double-polaroid is :)

"According to my readings, the Captain's missing goldfish is in the third sphereoid from the bottom"

"Heh - if I hold it this way up it reads 'HELLO' :)"

"Geordi, look I've finally beaten Pokemon 3000"

"What do you mean this has been a 7-year long holodec simulation???" Actually I must admit that I've long since left behind any similarity to sanity and am doing this more for the [ahem] "fun" of it (read:- this is a nicer way of letting off steam after some tough days. More competitions like this, preferably with less useful prizes)

"Data, if you screw your eyes up & look at it sideways it looks like Captain Pickards bum"

"If you cross your eyes just...'so'... you can see a 2160's vacumm cleaner, in colour!"

"Apparently Anoushka has now joined the Antarctic 'Big Brother' house" (helps if you know she was evicted from the UK house then ended up in the Australian house a few weeks later, unexpectedly...)

hehehe it is fun just trying to make them up :) "Geodi, if you press the red buttons all together, you can make peoples underwear jump 3 feet to the right"

"Look, if I could remeber where I last had the keys then they wouldn't be lost"

Especially with the funny ones. At least - so I imagine [G]. "Bars of soap of that magnitude make me question the intended mission duration."

"In the lonely void of space 'Musical Chairs' became a popular past-time, even without the chairs"

"Data - help! I think there's a huge spider climbing up my leg..."

"Something that always puzzled me Data - since your form is artificial why DON'T you look like 'The Terminator'? I know I would if I were a robot"

"What do you mean you dress to BOTH SIDES ????"

"The annual meeting of the Gerry Anderson fan club reveals dwindling membership"

Looking at the image, searching for inspiration my mind turned to the "Great Masters" of art. You know - one-eared dude, some Frenchie called "Money", those kinds of people. And it struck me as odd that the phrase "Great Masters" has such different connotations than "Great Mistresses".

"Geordi it would seem you were right - it wasn't wise to play with my tricorder in the bath"

"You know, my agent PROMISED me that I wouldn't get typecast"

"No - you go on the away trip Geordi, I wish to remain pale and interesting" (an homage to any other Poser users that go bright red if shown a picture of a nearby star)

"But Geordi, isn't it supposed to make that horrible screeching noise when you press all the buttons?"

"mumble mubmle favourite animal mubmble muble your pornstar name... Hey, Geordi - I'd be Rodger Ram-Jet!"

"Geordi my Microsoft Windows 3000 OS has just crashed, please boot me in the behind to get it started again"

"All I know is, if we don't have a good idea of what we want before they get here then Lawrence Lewellwyn-Bowen will turn this place into a 'purple passion palace' from hell.!

...and along the same lines... "According to Feng Shui principles, we need a black leather recliner...there, a glass-and-chrome table...here... and a six-foot high green gherkin with an eyeball in that corner over there" (Just feel lucky I plumped for the work "gherkin")

Ouch! Goddess help us if Windoze is still around then. I expect by 3000 for us to have re-written history (as civilisations tend to) to gloss over the fact that it ever existed. the existance of Windows will be "lost to the annals of time". Or something. "...one thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine [incredibly quick counting] two thouand - coming, ready or not!"

"Data! didn't I tell you to stop reading Bash.org qoutes and get back to work?!" hehe...

"Actualyl I had a nice almost chair-like lower section that glided along beautifully. It's in the shop, I'm only balancing on these cheap sticks until it's had the balls stuck back on it and I can return to my balleticly elegant mobility"

"Oh Geordi - I thought you LIKED my jokes?"

"Even in these enlightened times, it's easy to look down on those with lower Megahertz ratings :("

"No Geordi, it is not electric sheep that I dream of" Looks like the kid is wearing out along with my inspiration - you may well be spared any more today if fortune is smiling upon you :)

"Geordi, come here. I have found nude images of Tasha and Counselor Troi on the internet."

"Geordi this is most disturbing. I have found many fan fiction stories online that indicate a homo-erotic relationship between Capt. James T. Kirk and Ambassador Spock."

"Geordie, I believe you altered the upper limbs IK settings in my sub-routine ... I am unable to bend my arm to the correct angle to allow me to access the key pad on this device. I suggest you refrain from drinking alcohol when you perform my off-line systems check ... asshole."

"I'm sorry Levar, it's nothing personal, but my career is going down the toilet without Star Trek. Once you're out of the way, Reading Rainbow will be mine!"

'I liked it so much, I bought the company...'

"Captain? I was just talking to Geordi and... well, I'm afraid I bored him stiff, sir :("

Forget Deanna - where are the nude pics of Ms Yar, exactly? :)

"Be careful Data! My spider sense is tingling..."

"Data pretended not to notice Geordi's new sports bra"

"Easy listening music played constantly in the Engine Room was having its effect"

"Data I'm shocked! You'll be in big trouble if the Captain catches you out of uniform Go and put some shoes on immediately!"

"I tell you it was THIS BIG!"

Only Smarties have the answer.

I think there should be a second prize, for the worst entry :)

"Who?" "Who3d" "3d who?" "No, who3d." "What?" "No....who." "Who what?" "Who3d!!!" ;) I am so very old.

"I really hate recreating these scenes for conventions!"

You're lucky. I was born near a town called "Ware". True. People dread going there with me, or stories of previous trips.

"Careful Data! You shouldn't really consider Dumb and Dumber as viable role models."

"Data - have you seen Deanna's knitting antwhere? I had it one second and then... gone!"

"That's odd. These reading will only indicate '42'"

"As lava lamps were never regulated, addiction became a larger and larger problem"

"Geordi, I believe I've arrived at a solution. Please assist me in testing it out. Pull my finger."

"Oh Data Data Data! You don't ever have to seize up like this - just remember that your hair is your emergency lubrican repository!"

"Data. DATA. DATA!!!...Oh very funny. Can somebody turn that thing on before we go for a shoot?"

"We're caught in the middle of a war between the Romulan Genocide Brigade and the Cyclonian Meditational Yeomen Killers - how on earth can we get reconcile their differences?"

Geordi. . . perhaps this should not surprise me as an android, but it does: my tricorder has spontaneously become sentient and is now addressing me as 'MaMa'.

DATA!! NO!! That one bites and I'm out of spare fingers.

LOL! (Mama) Like they keep using transporter and holodeck technology too (how mant times before they finally ban those things???)

"How do you do it Data? Clothes just hang off you..."

"Argh - Did you want cheese with that whine Data?" (Would Geordi be sarcastic?)

"Members of the cast stood in for their waxwork dummies today. Sadly, no-one noticed..."

(whispered through gritted teeth) "It's the last time I do a 'Doctot Who' convention"

"These shoes are hell on my arches :("

"Until we can effect repairs at a starbase, it would seem the only way to put the ship into reverse is to invert the core..."

"According to these readings Geordi, It is a core leak that has caused the inflamation of our lower quarters after all." Geordi>"Damn! I knew it!"

Geordi catches Data dialing that 1-900 number again "No Brent, that's my cellphone" Damn, is this a level 6 or a level 8 diagnostic "Oh shit, it's Geordi. Dax, I'll have to call you back" "Hello? Check. Money Order. Geordi, this is broken." "Hurry up Data. I've really gotta pee."

"Data, the warp core is no place to store the songs for your mp3 player."

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oh boy... Admin! can we have that last removed?

Yes, indeed we can... Kev.

Just a short note tho say that it wasn't Webvogel's comment that was in question. I didn't see it here but I do have a feeling what it was. Probably something similar to the (currently last) one posted in my gallery.

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yup sorry Webvogel, my comment was not posted 'cos of you... a racist remark was entered.. and removed.

"Yeh, Data .. well, I think the new humour sub-routine is malfunctioning. Now, deflate your trousers and get back to work."

ADMIN ALERT! idiot message needs killing

Why shouldn't speech be free? Very little of it is worth anything.

Looks as if the message has been terminated. Good going, mods!!!

Ok I was deleted farang's last comment and I promise he will not be coming back - at least for 24 hours :) ladynimue

Uh, ladynimue, I think you better check the gallery post...:( sigh There's always one, isn't there?

yep, looks like 'farnang' has a serious case of CRI

Why shouldn't speech be free? Very little of it is worth anything.

Thanks everyone - I just received the message about the Gallery comment - it too has been removed. I really appreciate everyone's help on catching this :) ladynimue

The reason why I didn't request the gallery comment(s) deleted is that to me it says more about the sender than of anybody else. Now farang may be african-american or not, it may be ironical or not. Personally I didn't like it, and I believe it was indeed against the TOS. On the other hand it is sometimes a balance to steer clear of cencorship while still protecting people from attacks. I dunno. I feel fine that the comments are removed but to me it was more like a kid crying Sht or dckhead or the like :o) But of course if I was black I'd probably feel different.

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"Beware, it's a Star Trek pic."

Hehe Do you really want me to add that one too?

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Oops - did I type that out loud? Yeah why not - SOMEONE might find it funny How's the plan going BTW - you decided whether to put it to the vote or go for "the judges decision is final" type choice?

It'll be a voting page :) All done actually, except that I continue to add more things to vote for as they appear. I'll release the link to it once the deadline is due :o) There are far too many I like for me alone to decide G

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What worries me is that c1rcle and I made practically the same joke at the same time (14:16) two days ago. Spooky. What pleases me is how readily Trek fans can poke fun at the show - I was a little worried originally that humour COULD be taken "the wrong way".

that is spooky :) unless it's just a case of great minds thinking alike ;) hehehe

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Who3d, go to the link and have a look at some trek humor, fans are the source of trek jokes, after all, if you don't follow the series well enough to get the jokes how can one make them? :-)

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