SamTherapy opened this issue on Jul 14, 2003 ยท 61 posts
SamTherapy posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 3:25 PM
Yup, you read correctly. A plain ol' onion. Not the poncey red variety, I want a common or garden onion. Yes, I know I could hack one together from a couple of primitives, but to tell you the truth, I would rather find a pre made one. Whole or cut, either would be appreciated. In fact, both would be very useful for what I have in mind. Of course, if this thread becomes a wasteland in (checks watch) say, 5 minutes, I'll be making my own. So pretty please, help a guy out here. Your reward? I'll thank the creator and the finder in my next pic. Now there's an offer you can't refuse - a credit in one of Sam's horrible pictures. And for those of you who don't know my "work", you probably made the right decision by staying away. :) TIA.
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ziggie posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 3:44 PM
Hang on.... (checks in vegetable rack)... "Holy Cr*p, Batman! This 8 week old onion has grown tentacles..!" sorry... can't help :(
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SamTherapy posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 3:54 PM
I can imagine it now... The DAZ Millennium Onion. With 200 injection morphs, 3 hi res texture maps and a whole set of accessories (knife, cheese, tomato and chopping board). And Karantia will do a new set of textures, Schlabber will make some "V3 with onion" poses, and Ilona will do a fantasy body paint version. :)
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ziggie posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 3:59 PM
LOL GREAT idea... let's hope Anton picks up on it. ;)
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SamTherapy posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 4:01 PM
That's Jesus H Christ On A Pogo Stick, by the way. :) I'm only asking for a freaking onion. S'pose I better make my own damn alium now. Whine.
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Momcat posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 4:01 PM
Thast'd be a great name for a zine..THe millenium Onion. Not to be confused with the common everyday oinion zine >^_~
ilona posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 4:01 PM
SOrry Paul.. you are beyong salvation hehehehe LMAO You made me laugh for the entire week! hehe kisssss ILona
SamTherapy posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 4:05 PM
I'll make me own bloody onion. See if I care! mutter, grumble, grouch :D
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ziggie posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 4:06 PM
I thought that was 'John Heinz Chopped Onion And Parsley Soup' Oh well :(
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ockham posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 4:19 PM
SamTherapy posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 4:22 PM
Yeah, nice one Ockham. I'll have a dozen, thanks. :)
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SamTherapy posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 4:30 PM
You can get leather undies for Victoria, rubber goods for Mike, even - fer God's sake - a multi speed dildo with retractable claws(?). But ask for something as simple as an onion, and you're screwed, dude. shakes head, walks away to write lengthy and incoherent mail to DAZ :D
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TrekkieGrrrl posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 5:22 PM
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Dizzie posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 5:24 PM
Doesn't the Morphing Cube turn into an onion.....
Caly posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 5:26 PM
lol We do need more of the 'simple things in life' for Poser, I agree. Great work Trekkie! :) The sliced bit could be part of a garlic clove... :) Anyone want to work on peppers, carrots, brocolli...? That's it, a Poser Grocery List is what we need! :)
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TrekkieGrrrl posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 5:29 PM
I'cw got a fruit bowl in free stuff with an apple, a pear, a banana a peach and an orange. All loose of course. Also my General Store has a few grocery items ;o) and now I REALLY gotta go to bed.....
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igohigh posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 6:13 PM
Through in Poser Calamari and we'll have a 4-course meal! mmmmm, squid, now you all done made me hungary!!
cooler posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 7:05 PM
SamTherapy posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 7:41 PM
"LOL @ Price Here's a pair for free... once I get them done, but it's past midnight and my bed is YELLING at me, so.... tomorrow they'll be available in Free Stuff. And by that time I'll have a finished texture for the sliced one too :o)" Have I ever said how much I love you? And yes, I did mail DAZ to complain about the lack of a Millennium Onion. Really.
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hauksdottir posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 8:54 PM
Damn, I wish this microphone worked on a PC! You'll have to imagine a sultry-voiced singer... Simmering thyme Into liver is greasy, Add some sage, and chop it up fi-ine. While the entree is cooking, For an onion we're lo-o-king, Be careful how you cut it: Do-on-o-on-on-o-on-on't yo-u cry! Carolly
JetM posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 9:10 PM
Attached Link: http://www.vistainternetproducts.com/produce2.htm
If you're still looking and want to spend $, SnowFire graphics at Vista Internet has a veggie pack with onions. 2, in fact. Not sliced, though Set is $10 with 38 veggies in it. I've been considering it for awhile. There's a fruit pack too, also $10.
Fyrene posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 9:39 PM
Hmmm. Maybe the Daz Millenium Onion with its 200 morphs will morph into Fried Onion Rings?? Ya think?? Ooooh, now Im hungry!!!! :))
Caly posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 9:57 PM
The Millenium Onion has to turn into an Onion Flower too! ;)
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JVRenderer posted Mon, 14 July 2003 at 11:07 PM
or French Onion Soup
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BonBonish posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 12:09 AM
I have vistainternetproducts of both fruits and vegetables. They are very nice and almost cover the whole range of my 'greeneries' needs. I can never have enough everyday stuff :). If you buy 'vistainterntproducts' greeneries, when you need to render them drop me a note. Thanks for Sharen bringing up the topic and thanks for ernyoka1 making that wonderful sliced onion. When it ready I sure will grab them. BonBonish
JurgenDoe posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 3:11 AM
Paul I'm a chef and can send you many fresh onions as much as you want :)
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SamTherapy posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 5:45 AM
"Thanks for Sharen bringing up the topic and thanks for ernyoka1 making that wonderful sliced onion. When it ready I sure will grab them." Erm, I'm not Sharen. This has happened before, someone confusing me with Sharen from SAMS3D. GA, I can get all the fresh onions I need, but thanks anyhow. :) However... Thanks everyone for participating and providing advice, links and so forth. Special thanks to ernyoka1.
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TrekkieGrrrl posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 6:07 AM
Don't thank me 'till you've got it L But soon now, only 2 hours left and I can go HOME from work and finish the onion. So within 4-5 hours (i need to get from work to my home too ;o) ) the onion should be available. Right now the onionrings and the half onion is ONE obj. Would you prefer it separate? Oh and I got an idea, so I MAY remodel the onion but hopefully it won't take long. Just be a little improvement L At first I just aimed to do a really quick onion for you when I read the post, but otoh... If I'm to make an onion, I might as well do a GOOD one. Stay tuned ;o)
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SamTherapy posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 6:13 AM
ernyoka1, I'd prefer the half onion and the rings to be separate if possible. I'm staying tuned. jumping up and down Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D
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SothArtist posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 7:22 AM
lolol Onion onna stick? Inna a bun?
BonBonish posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 7:27 AM
"Thanks for Sharen bringing up the topic and thanks for ernyoka1 making that wonderful sliced onion. When it ready I sure will grab them." --- she is blushing --- I did not mean to offend you -- :(. Actually, I was thanking to you --- so I think -- but it is my very own opinion -- that after you 'just quoted my things' it would have been nice if you would have say a tiny thanks back. And I whish that you'll enjoy enyoka1's new onions. BonBonish
SamTherapy posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 8:39 AM
bonbonish - You didn't offend me at all. I just wanted to clear up any mistaken identity, because it's happened in the past, and people have mistakenly thanked me for making all the lovely models from SAMS3D. And, I did say thanks back - to all of you. Take a look at the last line of post number 27. :) I'm sure I'll enjoy ernyoka1's onions, too. :) Oops, that sounded a bit iffy. :D
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ziggie posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 9:07 AM
all this talk of onions has give me tummmmeee ache... Lisbeth... make me some tablits while you are doing them onions... pleeeease.... ziggie
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SamTherapy posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 9:17 AM
I have some Zantac over here, zig. :D
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TrekkieGrrrl posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 9:39 AM
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ziggie posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 9:43 AM
LOL LOL LOL GULP.... aaaaah... that's much better now thanks, ernyoka1 :) :) :) ziggie
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SamTherapy posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 9:59 AM
ziggie posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 10:38 AM
Gawd... all these posts over a freakin onion..! We going for the l-o-n-g-e-s-t vegetable related post or what...? :) ziggie
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ziggie posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 10:40 AM
;) j/k
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TrekkieGrrrl posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 12:23 PM
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TrekkieGrrrl posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 12:24 PM
Oh and Ziggie... A normal or a horse- ?
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TrekkieGrrrl posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 12:25 PM
Anybody but Ziggie who wants these pills btw? I mean... Now that I made them.....
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dialyn posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 12:28 PM
What we really need is to get ernyoka1 to do a tutorial on how she creates these little models so darn fast. Great job! I'm glad we have equal time for vegetables. It's a nice change from Vicky-Vicky-Vicky.
TrekkieGrrrl posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 12:55 PM
Er... but... I can't make a tutorial about that... Then everybody will do it too.. .and I will be forgotten WAAAAH No seriously, it's more like when something like this pops up and I can picture in my head HOW to do it, THEN I'm fast. If I can't picture it inside my head, the steps I mean, then it is almost impossible for me to do it. Things like the pills.. Well it's just 2 Max capsules, each booleaned in half (I know I know, boolenas are BAD... but I love'm, they're EASY) then one of them scaled slightly bigger and then they're put together. Likewise, the tablet: A beveled, vvery low, cylinder and a beveled rectangle. The beveled rectangle then used to boolean the ridge in the cylinger, this way making the groove in the tablet. Easy as that... Took about 15 minutes all in all... But leave me with only LightWave... Though I am growing continually fonder of that program, I still rely on my old trusty MAX when I need things done in a hurry :o) OTOH I couldn't have made the little clothes I've done in MAX.. That's where LightWave has it's force.
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dialyn posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 1:01 PM
I don't think you have to worry about anyone taking your place or that you'd be forgotten. ;)
SamTherapy posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 1:50 PM
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TrekkieGrrrl posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 2:23 PM
So.. Tell us.. Why is your virtual self holding an onion?!
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Caly posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 2:42 PM
I'd love some pill freebies. :) oooo could you do a pill box or bottle? Beware the childproof lids though. :D
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TrekkieGrrrl posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 2:55 PM
I have sort of a pill box in Free Stuff.. Old, one of the first things I made (it shows...) but it's of the blister type. If you can send me a picture of what you are thinking of I may be able to make it.
Heh I just checked.. Old.. well, in 3 days it's a year since I uploaded it. Seems like AGES ago... Time flies...
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SamTherapy posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 3:01 PM
"So.. Tell us.. Why is your virtual self holding an onion?!" Just to show you I now have it. That's not the pic I need it for, the pic above is just my way of saying thanks. :) You should be able to tell it's not one of my regular pics, because I'm actually smiling. :) The pic I need it for is somewhat different. :)
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TrekkieGrrrl posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 3:33 PM
Yeah right. Your "normal" images are somewhat more sinister :o) I forgot. Glad you liked the onion anyway. Now why do I have the feeling you're going to use it to make someone cry?!
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SamTherapy posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 3:57 PM
Hey, I don't ever inflict suffering on people in my pictures. If I recollect, the only one usually having a bad time in my images is me. :P
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TrekkieGrrrl posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 4:00 PM
Oh but that someone might be you?
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SamTherapy posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 4:01 PM
Caly posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 6:25 PM
3 years... time flies. :) Thanks for everything. :) lol There are pill bottles with alarms now!! http://www.epill.com/bottle.html Check out the chocolate versions, yum :D - http://www.corporategiftshowcase.com/CIchocolatepharmaceutical.asp If anyone ever needs some bottle samples- http://www.ebottles.com/index.asp?googleadd=1 Pill boxes can look like pretty much anything :) - http://www.gojane.com/retrostar.html
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SamTherapy posted Tue, 15 July 2003 at 6:55 PM
56 Goddam posts all about a freaking onion. Oh, and pills. Hehe.
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hauksdottir posted Wed, 16 July 2003 at 4:09 AM
Sam, The onions aren't freaking out... it's the people who are obviously in need of medicine to calm their stomachs from the onslaught of deep-fried onion rings. Hmmm... I wonder if that works better than Allium Moly for repelling vampires? :)= Carolly
Lyne posted Wed, 16 July 2003 at 1:35 PM
Attached Link: http://www.vistainternetproducts.com/produce2.htm
We have very realistic onions in our Produce packages (see link) at Vista Internet Products at a very reasonable price, in case anyone needs any thing like this! :))Life Requires Assembly and we all know how THAT goes!
BonBonish posted Wed, 16 July 2003 at 3:22 PM
Hi SamTherapy -- thanks for your reply. By the way, I am envy of your beautiful garden! And thanks to ernyoka1 for the onion rings!
hauksdottir posted Wed, 16 July 2003 at 8:37 PM
True, it is a nice garden... but not a petunia to be seen. Without a patch of petunias, where is he going to plant that onion? Carolly
dialyn posted Thu, 17 July 2003 at 5:27 PM
Attached Link: http://www.renderosity.com/viewed.ez?galleryid=448277&Start=1&Sectionid=0&filter_genre_id=0&WhatsNe
So that's what the onion was for.