friend of mine posted this somewhere at the ends of the internet, just thought you guys might find it funny. drac > The Web site you seek > Cannot be located, but > Countless more exist. > -------------------------------------------- > Chaos reigns within. > Reflect, repent, and reboot. > Order shall return. > -------------------------------------------- > Program aborting: > Close all that you have worked on. > You ask far too much. > ------------------------------------------------ > Windows NT crashed. > I am the Blue Screen of Death. > No one hears your screams. > -------------------------------------------------- > Yesterday it worked. > Today it is not working. > Windows is like that. > --------------------------------------------------- > Your file was so big. > It might be very useful. > But now it is gone. > ------------------------------------------- > Stay the patient course. > Of little worth is your ire. > The network is down. > --------------------------------------------------- > A crash reduces > Your expensive computer > To a simple stone. > -------------------------------------------------- > Three things are certain: > Death, taxes and lost data. > Guess which has occurred. > --------------------------------------------------- > You step in the stream, > But the water has moved on. > This page is not here. > --------------------------------------------------- > Out of memory. > We wish to hold the whole sky, > But we never will. > ------------------------------------------------ > Having been erased, > The document you're seeking > Must now be retyped. > --------------------------------------------------- > Serious error. > All shortcuts have disappeared. > Screen. Mind. Both are blank. > ------------------------------------------------------ > The Window closes. > Nothing will open it now. > Everything lost.

Roflmao...oh, priceless.

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Lol,These are great!

ROTFL! cool :) Windows says; "Patch installed succesfully." Windows means; "Your intelli-bug has been updated succesfully." ------------------------------------------------------------ Windows says; "Do you want to send a bug report to Microsoft?" Windows means; "Please let us know if there's any bug fixes the intelli-bug couldn't work around."

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ROFLMAO!! thanx drac this is really useful!

Rofl! funny but true. 8)

LOL Blue Screen of Death !! so true

Funny^^^ I had this for awhile too... >Recently the following undocumented Windows 98 error-codes were found. >Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via >the Internet: > WinErr: 001 > Windows loaded - System in danger > WinErr: 002 > No Error - Yet > WinErr: 003 > Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file > WinErr: 004 > Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong > WinErr: 005 > Multitasking attempted - System confused > WinErr: 006 > Malicious error - Desqview found on drive > WinErr: 007 > System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware > WinErr: 008 > Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments > WinErr: 009 > Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened > WinErr: 00A > Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full > WinErr: 00B > Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB > WinErr: 00C > Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More! > WinErr: 00D > Window closed - Do not look outside > WinErr: 00E > Window open - Do not look inside > WinErr: 00F > Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened > WinErr: 010 > Reserved for future mistakes by our developers > WinErr: 013 > Unexpected error - Huh ? > WinErr: 014 > Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of. > WinErr: 018 > Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new > one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore. > WinErr: 019 > User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! > WinErr: 01A > Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your > software. We are terribly sorry. > WinErr: 01B > Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. > Next time you will get a penalty for that. > WinErr: 01C > Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate. > WinErr: 01D > System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code. > WinErr: 01E > Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. > WinErr: 01F > Reserved for future mistakes of our developers. > WinErr: 020 > Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be > lost. > WinErr: 042 > Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The > virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will > automatically be closed and the virus will be activated > again. > WinErr: 079 > Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. > Please click the left mouse button to continue. > WinErr: 103 > Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. > Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded. > WinErr: 678 > This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play > another game? > WinErr: 683 > Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for > the system to complete boot procedure. > WinErr: 815 > Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 bytes available

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Haha, I knew those :)

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Me too..............I've encountered every one of them. lol 8)

I had some stuff like this printed, but I can't find it yet. so I can't post the link.

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