friend of mine posted this somewhere at the ends of the internet, just thought you guys might find it funny. drac > The Web site you seek > Cannot be located, but > Countless more exist. > -------------------------------------------- > Chaos reigns within. > Reflect, repent, and reboot. > Order shall return. > -------------------------------------------- > Program aborting: > Close all that you have worked on. > You ask far too much. > ------------------------------------------------ > Windows NT crashed. > I am the Blue Screen of Death. > No one hears your screams. > -------------------------------------------------- > Yesterday it worked. > Today it is not working. > Windows is like that. > --------------------------------------------------- > Your file was so big. > It might be very useful. > But now it is gone. > ------------------------------------------- > Stay the patient course. > Of little worth is your ire. > The network is down. > --------------------------------------------------- > A crash reduces > Your expensive computer > To a simple stone. > -------------------------------------------------- > Three things are certain: > Death, taxes and lost data. > Guess which has occurred. > --------------------------------------------------- > You step in the stream, > But the water has moved on. > This page is not here. > --------------------------------------------------- > Out of memory. > We wish to hold the whole sky, > But we never will. > ------------------------------------------------ > Having been erased, > The document you're seeking > Must now be retyped. > --------------------------------------------------- > Serious error. > All shortcuts have disappeared. > Screen. Mind. Both are blank. > ------------------------------------------------------ > The Window closes. > Nothing will open it now. > Everything lost.