The-Slinger opened this issue on Nov 08, 2003 ยท 33 posts
The-Slinger posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 8:24 AM
mutedbanshee posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 11:35 AM
"The flowers are beautiful darling, so why the long face?" I dunno, lol...fabulous image tho, this could be fun, cant wait to see the funny captions coming in :o)' hugs Txx
rasputina posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 12:08 PM
"you brought...flowers?"
SndCastie posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 12:51 PM
Her: Ok what did you do this time! Him: These are just because I love you!
Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things
SndCastie's Little
Haven
shazz501 posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 1:06 PM
"did someone say romance was dead?? nahhhhhh just us ;)"
EricJ posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 4:07 PM
Him: Look Mistress, see how many pretty flowers I've decapitated! Her: Excelent! Now just slaughter those at my feet and we will be rid of their pleasant odor forever!
ChuckEvans posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 6:05 PM
"Internet Dating Services: A Success Story" (sorry, seemed like they deserved each other!)
ChuckEvans posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 6:08 PM
"I just LOVE what you've done with your hair...uhhhh...what HAVE you done with your hair!?"
ChuckEvans posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 6:11 PM
"I see you've cleaned up the place since my last visit."
ChuckEvans posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 6:23 PM
Joe, ever the forward-thinking being he was, took one look at her bed and made a mental note: DON'T be on the bottom!
Bubba posted Sun, 09 November 2003 at 9:58 AM
"Sorry I'm late my dear"..."Have you been waiting long?"
SndCastie posted Mon, 10 November 2003 at 1:40 AM
How did you know I was dieing for flowers
Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things
SndCastie's Little
Haven
SndCastie posted Mon, 10 November 2003 at 1:45 AM
Oh now you bring me flowers !
Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things
SndCastie's Little
Haven
SndCastie posted Mon, 10 November 2003 at 1:47 AM
you know those aren't going to last in here.
Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things
SndCastie's Little
Haven
phenom01 posted Mon, 10 November 2003 at 9:28 AM
Him: Feng Shui!? Rememeber?! These belong over here. Scott
SndCastie posted Mon, 10 November 2003 at 9:36 AM
Its going to take more than those to get in my bed.
Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things
SndCastie's Little
Haven
PL-Finland posted Mon, 10 November 2003 at 5:38 PM
she thinks .oO he didn't need all those to hide his manhood.
genny posted Mon, 10 November 2003 at 9:47 PM
How's about we get down and dirty tonight? genny
The-Slinger posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 7:48 AM
Very, Very high standard, so far, folks ... Really doing quite a lot of heavy duty chuckling right now. Keep up the good work: still plenty of time. Ohhh ... Sorry to Andi3D. I forgot to mention that the "Bone-Bed" is one of his excellent Bone Props. Whoops. Blushes. Hangs Head In Shame. Bye For Now, Folks. Be Back Soon.
genny posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 10:02 AM
Ok,what about: My bone's bigger then your bone, or I'll let you lay on my bones if you let me lay on yours? or Forget the flowers, do you have a bone? one last one before I have to go for a while and that is: Do you know I have a bone to pick with you? genny
ChuckEvans posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 11:54 AM
Might as well move on to something that matches grossness: " sniff sniff Did you fart?"
genny posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 12:08 PM
Oh....I just thought of another........if you bring me a mattress, we can talk about the first "bone" that pops up! genny
DarkStarRising posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 2:20 PM
"darling, you have let your self go abit havent you!"
In the words of DarkStarRising:
"Sadness within sadness,
Darkness within darkness,
a shadow of a form lays upon the floor,
looking at herself
looking at her own shadows of loneliness"
DarkStarRising posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 2:22 PM
she says "darling, do you think im getting fat?" he says "no darling, your just skin and bones!"
In the words of DarkStarRising:
"Sadness within sadness,
Darkness within darkness,
a shadow of a form lays upon the floor,
looking at herself
looking at her own shadows of loneliness"
hauksdottir posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 8:54 PM
Her: "Why are you deflowering my garden?" It: "It was the least I could do." Her: "Correction... MOST you could do."
SndCastie posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 11:40 PM
Now dear you know those won't get do I need something bigger.
Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things
SndCastie's Little
Haven
genny posted Thu, 13 November 2003 at 9:27 AM
One more, "You" have excellent Bonesturcture. genny
phenom01 posted Thu, 13 November 2003 at 11:18 AM
Her: "Live flowers? Luckily, my gangrene thumb will have them undead in no time." Scott
The3dZone posted Wed, 19 November 2003 at 10:59 AM
#1-her: Just where in HELL have you been!? #2 -her: i've been rotting for you. #3 - when are you going to fix this leak in the master bathroom?!
Funny YouTube video of the week - Bu De Bu Ai
The-Slinger posted Wed, 19 November 2003 at 4:37 PM
Right, Folks ... Very good work ... Been chuckling like crazy. Gonna close the competition now: so no more entries, please. I'll post the winner on Friday: then get the prize sent off pretty darned quickly. Thanks for the response. It's Been Great. All the Best. The-Slinger
SndCastie posted Wed, 19 November 2003 at 11:15 PM
You are going to have a hard choice there are a lot of great phrases I have been chuckling right along with you.
Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things
SndCastie's Little
Haven
The-Slinger posted Fri, 21 November 2003 at 12:08 PM
Well, after much deliberation; we've found ourselves a winner: Him: Look Mistress, see how many pretty flowers I've decapitated! Her: Excelent! Now just slaughter those at my feet and we will be rid of their pleasant odor forever! This From: EricJ on 11/8/03 16:07 My reasoning ... Well it just reminded of corny old films like "The Bride of Frankenstein", and really tickled my funny-bone. Consolations to all entries, and my thanks for your interest and a very high standard. I will be contacting EricJ in the next few days to explain how to claim the prize of a copy of New-V-Tronic.
The3dZone posted Fri, 21 November 2003 at 1:53 PM
congrats to the winner :) this was fun!
Funny YouTube video of the week - Bu De Bu Ai