Couldn't help sharing this here. To my knowledge, I have read every issue of this Magazine (I have the CD Roms, and even bought them before they hit the Bargain Bins. :^) In the interest of keeping anyone from wanting to sue me, I would like to encourage everyone to buy at least two issues this month, to subscribe to the magazine, it will change your life. Not necessarily for the better, but your life WILL change. :^)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy