Well, after much deliberation; we've found ourselves a winner: This Winning Entry From: EricJ on 11/8/03 16:07 Him: Look Mistress, see how many pretty flowers I've decapitated! Her: Excelent! Now just slaughter those at my feet and we will be rid of their pleasant odor forever! My reasoning ... Well it just reminded of corny old films like "The Bride of Frankenstein", and really tickled my funny-bone. Consolations to all entries, and my thanks for your interest and a very high standard. I will be contacting EricJ in the next few days to explain how to claim the prize of a copy of New-V-Tronic.