Zhann opened this issue on Dec 04, 2003 ยท 33 posts
Zhann posted Thu, 04 December 2003 at 4:18 AM
Maybe aliens want to visit us, but we don't take any of their credit cards...maybe there's some number, like between 6 and 7, that we don't know about...maybe there's a color that all humans are color blind to...maybe we could hear plants talk, but we evolved to tune them out, 'cause they're really boring...maybe if all stood on one side of the earth it would fall out of orbit and crash into the sun...maybe a dolphin once imagined a desert and all his friends thought he was crazy...maybe this is heaven, maybe this is hell...maybe future scientist's will cross cats and dogs and make cogs and dats...maybe raccoons go through garbage cans cause they're looking for something to read...maybe shadows are creatures that just lack imagination....maybe there were pigs that could fly, but we laughed at them and they died of shame...maybe angels are the co-dependents of the universe...maybe neanderthals disappeared because they discovered fire and liked to play with it....maybe God got us out of some really cool catalogue...maybe if we weren't so distracted all the time we could feel the universe expanding...maybe aliens kidnap people to put them on their talk shows...maybe volcanoes are the earth's zits...maybe flies think there are a hundred times as many of us...maybe in stores of the future we'll be able to buy time....maybe pryamids got their shape because more and more workers got tired and quit...maybe 'existential angst' is just an intellectual term for pouting...maybe aliens kidnap people to give them as birthday presents to their kids...maybe God had a wife but they got divorced and he got custody of us and she got custody of another universe...maybe this reality is just an illusion and there's another reality we actually live in....
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