Private messages are limited in length. You were cut off in mid-rant. Whatever interaction there is between us, I would prefer to have happen here -- in front of 2-300 witnesses. OK? OK, I get it now: Santa's Treat; Christmas wrapping equals bondage. I figured out what the 'toy' was too. Seriously, health care professionals working against the stereotaype that you have to be [mumble] before you should talk to them. Pick one out and show them the picture of a baby pacifier and tell them you think it's a b*tt-plug. You may be amused at their reaction.