I have received kind comments about my wood-grain materials, so I thought some of you might like to see a tut. I'm a slow typist so please be patient. :^)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy