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Subject: Joke: "When they let you no choice"

-Klaus opened this issue on Mar 20, 2004 ยท 1 posts


-Klaus posted Sat, 20 March 2004 at 8:40 AM

A stubborn, but big-brained philosophical "Corsican" joke: (Which could be of any other country's comics too...) Dume & Pasqua, two corsican Honnor-bandits guys, are sitting quietly at a table, having a cool drink on a sunny afternoon, outside at a cafe-terrace, in Bastia, Corsica: Pasqua "Oh, Dume, do you see these ten guys having a drink together at the other big table, there on the right ?" Dume_ "Of course, I see them, these ten guys there, yes, why...?" Pasqua_"Do you see the one whith the dark-blue costume ?" Dume_" Ye, but...hey, they all got the same dark-blue costume..." Pasqua_"... I mean the one with the brown neck-tie, d'you see him ?" Dume_"Ye, but...hey, but they ALL got the same brown neck-tie..." Pasqua_"...I mean the one that wears this grey-silver hat...?" Dume_ "...Ye, but...they all wear the same grey-silver hat.." Pasqua "Come on, can't see the one amongst them that got his hair totally shaved ???" Dume"... Well, the thing is that.. they ALL got their hair totally shaved...?" Pasqua_"..Dume: Please be attentive; See the one that got black eyes-glasses, huh ?" Dume_'Same thing, Pasqua, I'm afraid they ALL got the same black eyes-glasses, and...." Pasqua_" Come on !...see the one that got this golden signet-ring with this acronym on it at his hand ?" Dume-"...Ye, but, Pasqua,...they all got the same golden signet ring with the same acronym on it at their hand..." Pasqua_"Listen: see the one with the brown leather boots ?" Dume_"..Ye, but, Pasqua, they all wear the same pairs of brown leather boots..." Pasqua_"...Oh, stop it ! you get me on my nerves...Hold on one sec': Let me show you better, okay ?..." And as soon as that, in 1/10 of a second, Pasqua takes his gun out and shoots nine of the ten guys dead ! ...and then he says to Dume: "..And NOW, do you see the one I meant first, hey, Dume...???!!!" Dume_"..Hey, sure, damn it, of course, I can see him: He's the only one left alive...but, Pasqua, please tell me now: What's the problem with this guy ?" Pasqua_" ...You see, this guy, now okay ?...Know what ? That's what I was just trying to tell you: See this guy:..Well: I just can't stand him !..." (Taken & translated from a real french corsican comic' sketch By Christian Mery,dead in the seventies_don't worry then_, heard on a radio, available even in Germany, Spain & all Europ today !) _Next time, I will try talk about Fine Arts and their goals. Klaus.