Secrets Revealed ~~~~~~ Another Expose from the Ace Reporter .....Muckie Waters. "Sooty Cynlee", whom Masquerades as a Graphic Artist, is actually a Self Employed Chimney Sweep. She has fooled everyone for Years with Her Slogan..... "Have Brush...Will Travel" Among Her Cliente are Sanity Clause and Easter Bunny. Father Christmas had this to say about Her. "Ho Ho Ho! Without Sooty Cynlee....I would never get down any Chimneys. She is worth Her Weight in Gold, and apart from the Permanent Tide Mark on Her grubby wee Neck, I would recommend Her to whiz up and down any Smoke Stack" Easter Bunny also had nice thing's to say about Her. "When Sooty Cynlee first came to do the Chimney in my Burrow....I thought She was a Panda Bear... however, She brushed up and down to Perfection.....even Dental Flossing the Chimney". If You want a Portrait....see a Painter.....if You want to Blow Smoke rings..... see Sooty Cynlee. You didn't hear it from Me. Muckie Waters.