AgentSmith opened this issue on Apr 22, 2004 ยท 17 posts
AgentSmith posted Thu, 22 April 2004 at 5:09 PM
We had an outage last night and had to reboot. It's going to be coming back to normal but some of you will still experience site slowness for a little while. AgentSmith
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draculaz posted Thu, 22 April 2004 at 5:59 PM
i'm slow by birth so that shouldn't be a problem drac
TheBryster posted Thu, 22 April 2004 at 7:53 PM Forum Moderator
I was 2 weeks late being born....I plan to be at least that for my funeral!
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Blog posted Thu, 22 April 2004 at 10:47 PM
pffffft... i was a failed abortion, beat that
Melansian_Mentat posted Fri, 23 April 2004 at 5:26 AM
I was born with a grade 3 internal hemmorage in my brain. Healed against impossible odds. Beat that!
brodiss posted Fri, 23 April 2004 at 5:30 AM
i was born dead. beat that
AgentSmith posted Fri, 23 April 2004 at 5:59 AM
I was born with a hole in my (fore)head. I had to wear a baby sized football helmet until my skull finished forming. (no kidding, actually) ;o) AS
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tjohn posted Fri, 23 April 2004 at 6:27 AM
AS: actually that was your 3rd eye. :^)
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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ddruckenmiller posted Fri, 23 April 2004 at 6:32 AM
Not to beat but to join - improperly rotated and head pinned against my back and shoulders, they thought the site of my chest was my head crowing so they tried to forceps the delivery, but chest first doesn't work so they had to stuff me back in and re-rotate me manually - process took a while - and I remember it...
jedswindells posted Fri, 23 April 2004 at 7:19 AM
I was the second of twins but thrown away as the afterbirth..!
pakled posted Fri, 23 April 2004 at 9:27 AM
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anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)
Damia posted Fri, 23 April 2004 at 12:35 PM
Wow! Look what you started, Drac! lol Strange, yet interesting stories. I don't have anything to even compare.....just addicted to drugs at birth, mainly heroin. Other than that, I was fine. :) I also really feel sorry for the poor mothers going throught that stuff. Ouch!!
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ddruckenmiller posted Fri, 23 April 2004 at 6:04 PM
Just stating the obvious, but we don't exactly cut a swath down the middle of 'average' do we?...
jedswindells posted Fri, 23 April 2004 at 7:07 PM
Average sucks!,average has no imagination!.Lets be greatful we ain't...Got to go the nurse has my medication....8^)
TheBryster posted Fri, 23 April 2004 at 7:53 PM Forum Moderator
This is one sick thread!
Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader
All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster
And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...
Melansian_Mentat posted Fri, 23 April 2004 at 10:12 PM
Is there a doctor in the house?
pakled posted Sat, 24 April 2004 at 7:58 PM
I'm geared toward the average, rather than the Exceptional
-Jethro Tull, Thick as a Brick..;)
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)