SamTherapy opened this issue on Jul 19, 2004 · 60 posts
SamTherapy posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 5:36 PM
I am not Sharen of SAM'S 3d. She ain't me. I'm a guy, Sharen ain't. A few people think we're one and the same but it's not so. Sharen is a very nice lady who makes lots of great free gifts and tons of superb for sale models available at her own site. I'm a bad tempered Brit guy who plays loud guitars and sells a few character sets here.
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gillbrooks posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 5:41 PM
So......... you play loud guitars eh? Look anything like Jon BonJovi or Joey Tempest?? Huh??? :-)
Gill
pdxjims posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 5:43 PM
Nice lady or bad tempered brit....
Where's Monte Python when you need 'em?
SamTherapy: "I am not Sharen of SAM'S 3d."
Voice, offstage: "Yes, you are."
SamTherapy: "She ain't me. I'm a guy, Sharen ain't."
Voice, offstage: "Are you sure. Maybe you're just confused."
SamTherapy: "Sharen is a very nice lady who makes lots of great free gifts and tons of superb for sale models available at her own site. I'm a bad tempered Brit guy who plays loud guitars and sells a few character sets here."
Voice, offstage: "Oh, why didn't you say so? And the parrot is just resting. They do that, you know."
Message edited on: 07/19/2004 17:44
Veritas777 posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 5:45 PM
Glad you FINALLY came out of the closet! I would like to admit that I am a wino beach bum and have YET to actually open and use the thousands of Poser models I have downloaded and purchased over the years. I prefer playing with Flight Simulator and checking E-Bay auctions when I'm sober and not sleeping on the beach.
gillbrooks posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 5:48 PM
Reading through these replies, I bet now he wishes he WAS Sharen from Sam's 3D LOL!!!
Gill
cooler posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 6:19 PM
hmmm... I sense a conspiracy here. Can anyone testify to actually having SEEN them together? The whole guy/girl Brit/American story could just be a clever subterfuge, wrapped in plasuble denial, obfuscating a hidden agenda.
SamTherapy posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 6:22 PM
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cooler posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 6:27 PM
Well I'm not convinced... IMHO I think that picture conveniently looks a little TOO much like you. In fact it looks more like you than any other picture of you I've seen. Now go ahead... let's see you talk your way out of THAT one!
pdxjims posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 6:27 PM
I personally think you look lovely. Who's the guy with his fingers around your neck?
SamTherapy posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 6:30 PM
cooler - in lieu of a reasoned response... :P ;) "I personally think you look lovely. Who's the guy with his fingers around your neck?" Now I really am laughing. That's the funniest thing I heard all week. Which is pretty sad, when you think about it.
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gillbrooks posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 6:33 PM
I can see from the expression you're deep in thought about who you really look like....and indeed who you are. I have to take your word that you look like you but you look like someone else too... but my brain is too fuddled at this hour to think. Possibly a cross between Ritchie Blackmore and Ian Gillan and..... ummmm somebody help me out here ;-)
Gill
hmatienzo posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 6:34 PM
Can anyone testify to actually having SEEN them together? Come to think of it, they never post together, either... Hmmm! dirty grin
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pakled posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 6:37 PM
Yeah, that's Les Paul, right?..;) hey, if you can afford one of those..;) I mean those meat guitar stands cost!..;)
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I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
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Jackson posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 7:03 PM
I never thought you were Sharen, but now I'm not so sure...
xoconostle posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 7:06 PM
I am convinced that there MUST have been a "second Sharen," quite possibly the mysterious woman or perhaps man sighted near the grassy knoll, but I remain unconvinced that the second Sharen was ever Sam "I'm just a patsy" Therapy, in spite of his disclaimers which are typical of the clever decoys employed by various intelligence agencies which I am not at liberty to name. By the way, I am not Yoko Ono.
cooler posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 7:18 PM
Yoko... errrr xoconostle,
brilliant incisive reasoning! I'd never even considered the possiblilty that they were twins, possibly conjoined, & subsequently separated at birth & raised on opposite sides of the Atlantic, just to throw off suspicion. edited to correct typos created by microwave emissions
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Valandar posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 8:06 PM
Don't you see? When the 3D world is threatened, Sams3d takes off her glasses, and opens her jacket to reveal SamTherapy, defender of Truth, Justice, and the Amer... err... British Way!
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ynsaen posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 8:18 PM
ROFLMAO! hee hee haw haw haw haw giggle guffaw
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cherokee69 posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 9:38 PM
"I sort of look like me, oddly enough" You sure about that?
Dizzie posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 10:18 PM
well, ok, so what....just so we can get this straight----I'm not Halle Berry.
Valandar posted Mon, 19 July 2004 at 11:30 PM
So SamTherapy is Sams3D with the V3 Male morphs applied?
Message edited on: 07/19/2004 23:31
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elizabyte posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 12:52 AM
Hey! I'm not Halle Berry! How can you not be Halle Berry when it's obvious that I'm not Halle Berry!
And while we're at it, I'm not Brooke Shields, although we did go to different schools together in the 70s.
bonni
Message edited on: 07/20/2004 00:53
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BrokenAngel9 posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 1:01 AM
falls off her chair laughing, never letting go of her coffee While we're at it..I'm not here. wheeze
maxxxmodelz posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 1:14 AM
You look like David Bowie! Any relation? :-D
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OMG, that IS Sharen!!!
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elizabyte posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 1:51 AM
While we're at it..I'm not here. Well, I'm not ALL here, obviously. bonni
"When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch." - Bette Davis
Pseudonym posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 1:53 AM
While we're on the topic, "Pseudonym" isn't my real name.
BrokenAngel9 posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 1:59 AM
Well, I'm not ALL here, obviously. Now I'm wondering -which- parts of you aren't here....that thought scares me. :) While we're on the topic, "Pseudonym" isn't my real name. You are implying all the names here aren't real??? That this isn't real??
numanoid posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 2:15 AM
What?? You mean you people have been using false names all along!!!!! What a fool I was to use my real name.
R_Hatch posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 2:22 AM
This is all fine and good until someone like me comes along and discovers that you're all the same person, replying to yourself out of pure vanity. Shame on you ;p
elizabyte posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 2:24 AM
Well, I am all the same person. More or less. bonni
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bikermouse posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 2:31 AM
"SHARON!" . . . That was my Ozzie Ozborn imitation!
Samtherapy, Yeah, I know you're not her. Ya do look a bit like Ozzie though!
Message edited on: 07/20/2004 02:34
BrokenAngel9 posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 2:40 AM
I...am confuzzled now. I really am. Or not? And why am I in this handbasket?
rockets posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 5:25 AM
I knew you weren't Sams3d because I am the real Sharon...or am I the real Sam?
My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice!
elizabyte posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 5:37 AM
I am Sam. Sam I am. Do you like green eggs and ham? bonni
"When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch." - Bette Davis
rockets posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 5:39 AM
I do not like them Sam I am...I do not like green eggs and ham!
My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice!
catlin_mc posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 5:43 AM
I thought Sharen had blonde hair? 8)
elgyfu posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 6:48 AM
I used to know who I was.... Now I am not so sure!
cherokee69 posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 7:09 AM
This message thread isn't really here and neither are we.....or are we?
shazz501 posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 8:57 AM
i'm a grumpy brit too and my name really is Sharon.lol i think you look a little like Alan Rickman as Professor Snape :D
Turtle posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 10:16 AM
I'm the Walrus, Who lives with S. Peppers Lovely Hearts Band, We live on Penny Lane and watch Lucy in the Sky with diamonds. Just Imagen the fun we would have, if everyone had a Monty Python sense of Humor. Yours Rubber Soul
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Valandar posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 10:18 AM
So here's what we have determined from this thread: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. Goo goo g'joob.
Remember, kids! Napalm is Nature's Toothpaste!
BrokenAngel9 posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 10:25 AM
Valandar, that sounds exactly like them spam mails I always get...;) I knew I'm just a butterfly who's dreaming that she's a human - or was it a human who's dreaming that she's a butterfly? Hey, hands off my wings!!
SamTherapy posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 12:01 PM
This is the best laugh I've had in quite a while. Oddly enough, people at work call me Ozzy, and when I was in the USA a couple of years ago, people would ask me "Say, are you Ozzy Osbourne?" I could have really cashed in on that one. But I'm not Bowie, Ozzy, Sharen or Sharon. Just me. Whoever that is. My head hurts now.
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RHaseltine posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 1:45 PM
Maybe that's because it's not your head? You should take better care of it.
Tyger_purr posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 1:49 PM
I'm going to go find myself If you see me here before I get back, keep me here until I return.
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brynna posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 3:53 PM
Off with his head! (and I'm not the Queen of Hearts)
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compiler posted Tue, 20 July 2004 at 4:38 PM
I thought I knew who I was but the doctors keep telling me I'm not who I think I am. Fools ! They're talking to my other me !
elgyfu posted Wed, 21 July 2004 at 12:56 AM
Is that photo from the cover of your latest album? Very dark and brooding.
SAMS3D posted Wed, 21 July 2004 at 4:56 AM
LOL....LOL....okay, now I am confused.....who am I? Ozzie? SamTherapy? Sharen? Mike? So confused.....:-) This was fun! Sharen aka (SAMS3D)
Valandar posted Wed, 21 July 2004 at 8:00 AM
You are Sharon Osbourne.
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SAMS3D posted Wed, 21 July 2004 at 8:30 AM
OF COURSE!.....LOL
shazz501 posted Wed, 21 July 2004 at 8:56 AM
lol god help us all!!! lol
SamTherapy posted Wed, 21 July 2004 at 12:30 PM
"LOL....LOL....okay, now I am confused.....who am I? Ozzie? SamTherapy? Sharen? Mike? So confused.....:-) This was fun! Sharen aka (SAMS3D)" Oh, don't you bloody start! ;)
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maclean posted Wed, 21 July 2004 at 3:09 PM
Speaking of Ozzy and sharen (ozzie's wife), I heard a funny story about them. During Ozzie's heavy drinking days, they were in New York. When Sharen had to leave the hotel during the day, she took all his clothes away and left him in the hotel room naked. She also intructed the staff to serve him NO booze whatsoever. When she came back at night, Ozzy was paralytic drunk. Same thing happened 3 days in a row. Ozzy is left naked, and he somehow gets legless in her absence. Finally, she says 'OK, ozzy. I give in. No recriminations. Just tell me how you managed it' 'Simple' he says. 'When you leave, I put on your dress and go to the transvestites bar on the corner!' LOL. Now that's genius..... mac PS Story courtesy of Rick Wakeman on 'Have I Got News For You'
maclean posted Wed, 21 July 2004 at 3:11 PM
PS Isn't there a Sam T in a bowie song? On Heroes, IIRC. mac
SamTherapy posted Wed, 21 July 2004 at 3:38 PM
"PS Isn't there a Sam T in a bowie song? On Heroes, IIRC." Yep. "Sons of the Silent Age". That's where I took the name from.
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maclean posted Wed, 21 July 2004 at 4:41 PM
Ah-ha! I knew I was right. And, funnily enough, when I first saw your name, it reminded me of that song. So, we both like bowie, both play the guitar and we're both brits. Oh, and we both use poser. I seen marriages based on less. Now if only one of us was female..... Ever considered changing your sex? You could get a nice new name, like...... um ...... sharen? I think this is where I came in. LOL. mac
SamTherapy posted Wed, 21 July 2004 at 5:24 PM
Valandar posted Wed, 21 July 2004 at 10:30 PM
Hey, move to the US. Same gender marriages are getting legalized in certain states. Or justform a music group. Music group breakups get more publicity than divorces, anyway...
Remember, kids! Napalm is Nature's Toothpaste!