Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL


Subject: Phallus Dei

pwiecek opened this issue on Jul 22, 2004 ยท 18 posts


pwiecek posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 12:55 AM

Attached Link: http://market.renderosity.com/softgood.ez?ViewSoftgood=29421

Why didn't you just name this product "Penis of god"?

Foxseelady posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 2:10 AM

What'd I miss?


SeanMartin posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 2:11 AM

WEll, see, say it in another language, preferably a dead one, gives it a certain... hmm... panache, I suppose.

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Dizzie posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 3:11 AM

"Why didn't you just name this product "Penis of god"?" because God doesn't have a penis...it's a human thing... Phallus 1. Genus of fungi having the cap or pileus hanging free around the stem 2: the male organ of copulation


pwiecek posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 4:00 AM

Dei

  1. god Take a look at the ship. It doesn't LOOK like a mushroom to me.

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pwiecek posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 4:36 AM

...and just in case anyone misunderstands, I LOVE the name.


Simderella posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 5:23 AM

reminds me of The Lexx, and The Lexx is extremely phallic!! LOL

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FyreSpiryt posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 6:37 AM

You know, if I were a guy, I wouldn't want to pilot a ship named the "Phallus Dei". People would think I was compensating for something.


Lucifer_The_Dark posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 6:47 AM

LOL I'm surprised someone hasn't complained about this or had it pulled from the store. It took long enough for someone to notice there's a giant space willy in the store hahahahahahaha

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pwiecek posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 8:09 AM

" reminds me of The Lexx, and The Lexx is extremely phallic!! LOL"

By that measure, the Lexx flew backward and ejaculated from the rear LOL

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randym77 posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 8:36 AM

LOL! Well, the product description does say it's "multipurpose." Maybe it doubles as sex toy for Vicky. ;-)


pakled posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 12:16 PM

NVIATWAD?..;) hmmm..maybe they should have used 'yoni' or 'lingam'..;)

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iamonk posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 12:54 PM

"Ejaculated from the rear"? I didn't need a mental picture like that.


garblesnix posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 2:23 PM

God doesn't have a penis. She has a vagina.


pwiecek posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 6:36 PM

"Ejaculated from the rear"? "I didn't need a mental picture like that." Of course you don't need a mental picture. You can see a REAL one just by watching the lead-in for the show. Its on the SciFi channel in the early morning. I'm not sure which night.


Foxseelady posted Fri, 23 July 2004 at 1:08 AM

OMG lol I was thinking that was what you meant that's just too funny!


hauksdottir posted Sat, 24 July 2004 at 2:43 AM

It is soooooo good to be back! :) Flying space penises with blue headlights and warp drives... where is Woody Allen when he is most needed? Carolly


AntoniaTiger posted Sat, 24 July 2004 at 2:49 AM

Is the ship's computer a Wang? (The second Austin Powers movie does the whole thing much better...)