Ardiva opened this issue on Jul 26, 2004 ยท 11 posts
Ardiva posted Mon, 26 July 2004 at 12:10 AM
THE PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? "Titanic" or "My Life - The Bill Clinton Movie" TITANIC VIDEO: $9. 99 CLINTON VIDEO: $9. 99 TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullsh** artist TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill TITANIC VIDEO: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry CLINTON VIDEO: Monica is forced to return her gifts TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen CLINTON VIDEO: Monica. . . uh, never mind TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary . . . basically the same thing
Ardiva posted Mon, 26 July 2004 at 12:11 AM
draculaz posted Mon, 26 July 2004 at 12:31 AM
omg, that's classic :D
ocddougdotcom posted Mon, 26 July 2004 at 12:34 AM
LOL good one.
Zhann posted Mon, 26 July 2004 at 12:48 AM
go with Titanic, it's way more interesting
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vasquez posted Mon, 26 July 2004 at 1:20 AM
LOL Hilary=icy death, that's fun!
erosiaart posted Mon, 26 July 2004 at 1:51 AM
LOL!!!!!!!! Rather Titanic any day! Ardiva..get out more.... ;-)
tjohn posted Mon, 26 July 2004 at 8:01 AM
I buy neither, and opt for Vol 1 of the Ma and Pa Kettle collection. :^)
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ysvry posted Mon, 26 July 2004 at 8:23 AM
isn't there an xrated remake of the titanic so you get best of both worlds :P
Quest posted Tue, 27 July 2004 at 9:01 AM
ROFLMAO...Oh This is funny stuff Ardiva.
Swade posted Tue, 27 July 2004 at 9:52 AM
ROFLMAO.... That's hilarious!!!! My honest opinion - I would never spend a cent on anything that even remotely shows any kind of association or reference to Bullshit Clinton... er I mean Bill Clinton.
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