I couldn't believe my ears when I heard these! lol ----------------------------------- 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped, . . . . . You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

lol very funny

for some free stuff i made
and for almost daily fotos

lol That last one is very amusing.

ROTFLMAO

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

So Id say: What happened to that stretch Limo you said you had? All I see it a Volkswagen with two flat tires! ;D

Quest.... OUCH! ROFLMAO