Forum: Bryce


Subject: So I hacked Bryster's computer and...

draculaz opened this issue on Aug 22, 2004 ยท 29 posts


draculaz posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 6:35 AM

this is what I've found in his "Drac's a wanker" challenge folder... Drac (KITTENS!)

TheBryster posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 6:46 AM

The one on the left is 'Crystal' and the other is 'Palace'......

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draculaz posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 6:48 AM

oh droll, very droll :)


TheBryster posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 6:53 AM

Notice I didn't deny that I have a 'Drac's a Wanker' folder.....LOL

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draculaz posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 6:58 AM

and I say again: KITTENS!


drawbridgep posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 7:35 AM

Doesn't everyone have a "Drac's a wanker" folder?

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tjohn posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 8:04 AM

And I've been posting the contents of mine in the Forum, LOL. (The Drac CD and DVDs, now available in a boxed set).

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy


draculaz posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 8:11 AM

chases tjohn around the forum with a spork in his hand


pumecobann posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 9:00 AM

"Doesn't everyone have a "Drac's a wanker" folder?" Well - I've been tempted on more than one occasion I can tell ya! ;-)

The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006


erosiaart posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 9:14 AM

oh man..those are so darn cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are they up for grabs or just for the "drac's a wanker" challenge folder?


Jaymonjay posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 10:37 AM

And to think that he made 'em with booleans! ;)


pogmahone posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 10:44 AM

That's one unhappy looking kitten!


tjohn posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 10:56 AM

That look is why kittens hang around with us until they become cats, LOL.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy


pumecobann posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 10:57 AM

pog, perhaps drac just walked in :-)

The wait can be horrific, but the outcome can be worse - pumeco 2006


pogmahone posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 11:14 AM

probably....

MRIguy posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 11:25 AM

"wanker"? I guess the Brits have a way with words. Or is that a new American slang? The closest word in my dictionary is "Wankel engine". Maybe I should get a newer dictionary. 8-)

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pakled posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 11:38 AM

wanker..a person who engages in auto-eroticism (and I don't mean cars..;)

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MoonGoat posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 12:55 PM

This is a job for urbandictionary.com! ___________________________________________________________ wanker While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally. I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker. Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning. Examples: You're such a wanker. Oh gosh! How did you know? He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident. What a wanker! ___________________________________________________________


pogmahone posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 12:58 PM

The only American program where you'll see the word being used is Buffy - Spike calls people wankers all the time!


Redfeather posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 1:09 PM

WOW! both hands. Must make things a bit difficult. P.S. how do we go about getting the CDs and box set ;)


eres posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 2:44 PM

It's not good to hack your friends...:o)


tjohn posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 3:16 PM

Attached Link: http://www.renderosity.com/messages.ez?Form.ShowMessage=1847474

For the benefit of Redfeather and some of our newer members. Here's Drac's CD.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy


tjohn posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 3:17 PM

Attached Link: http://www.renderosity.com/messages.ez?Form.ShowMessage=1861376

And here's the DVD.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy


TheBryster posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 7:28 PM

The term 'Wanker' derives from the old idea that someone who masterbated to extremes suffered acute weight loss, a pale complextion, had bags under their eyes, a generally haggard expression and was aneamic. To call someone a 'Wanker' is to pour scorn on their (inferior) character and their less than healthy appearance.

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eres posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 7:44 PM

Yes maybe but it's allways a sweetie little cat...Sorry buddy but I don't find this in my "book of dreams"...Now It's clear but i don't follow what people say every days...But I love cats...and so I'm a little bit too! But anyway you've done a very great performance to traduct...

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pauljs75 posted Sun, 22 August 2004 at 11:07 PM

Sorta another way to say you're yanking your doodle. LOL! The British were calling Americans wankers back in the colonial days with a song they made up, and we basically said "So what? Your point is?" by adopting the song as our own.


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TheBryster posted Mon, 23 August 2004 at 6:07 AM

Found this in a file called 'MY HERO' I think someone's a closet Elvis Fan.....mmmm?

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Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...


tjohn posted Mon, 23 August 2004 at 9:49 AM

LOLOLOL!

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy


pakled posted Mon, 23 August 2004 at 11:06 AM

ok..learn something every day..I just remember an aside about how Phil Collins was asked to play in Miami Vice, and they tried concocting English Slang, and had him call someone a wanker..and his explanation is what I went by..plus le change, and all that..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)