- You look at a inflatable armchair and think, "Damn, forgot to turn off polygon smoothing." 2. You look at a photograph and wonder if it would have come out better in Firefly. 3. You spend more on Vicky's wardrobe in a month than on your own for the whole of last year. 4. You start mentally classifying everyone you meet as V3, V2, S3P, M3 or David. 5. When someone mentions that they hate having injections, you start arguing with them about how it brings down the file weight of the CR2. 6. You refer to someone splitting their trousers as "extreme pokethrough." 7. You wonder why all men don't have detachable genitals. 8. Someone asks you when the library opens, and you tell them, "A lot quicker since I renamed the Mac plug-in!" 9. You begin to describe yourself in terms of morphs. "I'm about a V3 with Voluptuous on 0.5..." 10. You start buying fashion magazines just to get examples of poses. Believe it or not I've done all of these recently! ,even the library one >.<
"you are terrifying
and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love." - Warsan
Shire