I don't mind but I thought it would raise a few eyebrows. What an interesting Rosh Hashanah this has been!

Like the Rabbi said after the circumcision: It wont be long now!

ROTFLMAO I needed a little pick-me-upper. :-D thanks

Real skin?! Bleh.... I wonder who the donor was. :)

hehe!

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My Doc said I shouldn't lift heavy objects...now I need help to go to the John......

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"real"? LMAO

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

Have you seen this one?

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

@tjohn,....Hey !!! That's the version I have.

"Any club that would have me as a member is probably not worth joining" -Groucho Marx

/me coughs

ok..so might as well add fuel to the fire but since AS not here ..(is he back??) ..if there is anyone who takes this sensitively...all done in humor and fun..no more... :-)

I'll have to mohel that over (sp?)..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

AS is back! Everyone run and hide. :-D

Hiya AS!!!!!!! waving from the peanut gallery ROFLMAO!!

Hello.....lol.... AS

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Uhmmmmm...are there extra penis skins available for Viagra users?

Hey, I sometimes have to test those realistic penis textures...always seems to get my girlfriends attention when I do, lol. AS

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ROFL thats gotta be awkward.

"But darling, examining penises on the internet is part of my JOB. Honest!" Lucky you don't work in an open office lol

hey AS, just downsize the bodyparts a bit if needed and your gf won't trade you for a digital double ;) LMAO

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Lol, not to worry, Mike's penis, onscreen, is MUCH smaller than uh...myself. MUCH. ;o) AS

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LOL, lots more info than I ever thought I'd get about AS! And straight from the source, lmao.

LOL, maybe we should have a contest about this :P j/k LMAO!!!

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Oh no, no contest is ever neccessary.

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Neverknow what to expect in this forum....:)

ah you already know you'll lose ? ;)

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Don't make me post photo's to prove I would win. `Cause I'll do it. AS

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you mean you'd break the rules? you'll lose your mod job :P

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I'll just rotate the pics 180 degrees so "everything" is pointing down, instant TOS compatible. ;o) (j/k) AS

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LOL, juss keep it safe for people under 18 :P

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ROTFLMAO, OMGosh, I think I'm going to faint from all this laughing. I think this sort of contest belongs in renderotica! I'm definately keeping my eye on this thread.

I'm definately keeping my eye on this thread. LOL hoping I'll post a pick in here ang? ;)

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winks @Ray :-D Being the perverted ole lady of the forum, I'd have to say I'd like to see all the guys enter this contest!!!lol

But you'd rather see us in the flesh, Ang? If so I'm ahead of the pack....LOL

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Ang, I'll show mine if you show me yours ;) lol

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:P You guys are cracking me up. How much flesh would like the others to believe I saw of you, Bryster? Ray, I'm shocked, no I'm not. LOL. And to think this started with AS claiming he was bigger than the poser guy.

Ang, he said "onscreen" ;) onscreen is only really tiny, now if mike was 6 feet tall..

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Ang: When you came over here we had a deep and meaningful relationship......well, not too meaningful, but rrrreeeeeaaaalllllll deep...............!

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Is that an innuendo Bryster? :P

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No, it's English!

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LOL!!

dream on bryster :P

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I am with Ang......when is this contest taking place??? ;o)

it's taking place after you show your stuff ;)

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Oh sure try to make the girls go first, I don't think so! LMAO :-D

Ladies always go first! I'd not be much of a gentleman if I broke the rules and went first.

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