A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium." Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes 1 reaction to take over 4 days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second. GOVERNMENTIUM has a normal 1/2-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass". When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.

ROFLMAO....Classic!!!

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Funny that Governmentium has discovered only recently - so widely spread as it is. In all cases I can assure you that here in Germany the sources of this element are enormous! rotflmao, too!

This looks like an extreme example of ablocium (Advanced Beyond Level Of Competence element). :-)) (Yeah, ok, my fizzics isn't valid..) LOL!! (and yet another ROFLMAO!!)

Brilliant , very funny (and sadley true all over the planet it seems):)

 

LMAO!

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Has anyone mentioned ROLFLMAO?

The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop  the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."

....and it's been found across the whole planet

What's ROLFLMAO?

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ride on low-flying looping machine, all over OK, that one wasn't great. I'm sure someone will have funnier suggestions.......

What's a Low-Flying Looping Machine? Forgive my ignorance, I'm a shut-in ;-D

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bandolin,
ROLFLMAO= rolling on the floor laughing my a** off.

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Hmmm - inspiration just struck... Pic of several a**es lying on (well-textured) floor, separated from their respective (laughing) owners under a stern-looking set of governmentiums... All done purely in Bryce, of course. :-)) Cheers, Diolma

Are you sure this isn't a fake picture? I mean that what happens around the nucleus seems to be too clean. I supposed a more caothic movement. But maybe this is only due to my italian backgruond ;D

wouldn't the Heisenberg effect be accellerated by the observance of free elections..er, electrons? might go from one state to another, giving off vast amounts of heat, but no energy..I suppose you could say it's the densest element, has a very high (some say exaggerated)specific gravity, extremely corrosive, gaseous at most normal temperaments, toxic to free ideas, combines readily (almost magnetically) with transition elements such as gold, silver, and platinum, has a long half-life (perpetual, some say), and dang nearly broke the legs of the Periodic Table..;) Becomes increasing imperviously to being combined or alloyed over time, depending on the average makeup of the nucleus..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

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sorry for not explaining that, bandolin - I thought you were just poking fun at xenic's ROLFLMAO typo :o)

Pakled:The Heisenberg effect would also be instantly dissappated by the vacuuas extraction of spermatozoa from the principle molecule. Once the Principle Moelcule falls victim to this event the chaos theory takes over causing a huge increase in the destruction of rainforests - the stuff that makes paper - a quantum increase in the emmision of electrons used to transmit binary configurations of electronic communications. This increase can be so vast that it effects sentient lifeform's thought processes causing them to go into disarray to the point where they are forced to remove the Principle Molecule and replace it.

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oh..thought it was prevalent due to a 'media aware' state, that causes anomalous behaviour..;)

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