johnyf opened this issue on Oct 19, 2004 ยท 7 posts
johnyf posted Tue, 19 October 2004 at 11:57 AM
The following are actual comments made by NBC Sports commentators at the Summer Olympics! 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents,especially my mother and father." 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 6. Basketball Analyst: "He dribbles alot and the opposition doesn't like it In fact you can see it all over their faces." 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC President is hugging the cox of the British crew." 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said?" Any complaints, please send to NBC.
RodsArt posted Tue, 19 October 2004 at 12:04 PM
ROFLMAO
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vangogh posted Tue, 19 October 2004 at 1:33 PM
Ahhhh....and so eloquantly said too!
erosiaart posted Tue, 19 October 2004 at 9:40 PM
"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.....Oh my God! What have I just said?!" - US PGA commentator. OK....SO WHO SAID WHAT?????
Mahray posted Tue, 19 October 2004 at 9:59 PM
Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents,especially my mother and father" That one I saw many years back attributed to golfer Greg Norman.
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johnyf posted Wed, 20 October 2004 at 6:29 AM
LOL...I got these from one of those printed sheet things that get passed around, I suppose they were all probably said at some time, but not necessarily at the olympics,I guess!
pakled posted Wed, 20 October 2004 at 11:55 AM
the rumor I heard was that she said it on Johnny Carson (this was back in the day), and Johnny responded with 'bet that makes his putter rise'..;)
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
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