loosely edited for content: nntndgrl> wanna cyber? nntndgrl> what do you have on right now? ghalath> Umm.. MSN, mIRC and Winamp, why? harm_> today this one lady got annoyed cause we dont carry i quote "wireless power supplies" ogregasm> a what harm_> thats what i said harm_> maybe you want an adaptor for a wireless router o rsomething?? harm_> shes goes no no i read online about this i wannit i wannit harm_> then she got annoyed when i told her that kind of technology doesnt exist ogregasm> heh harm_> i tried to be nice but it got to the point where i was like "get back to us in 30 years" harm_> "once we attain the secret of positron deflector shields, wireless power supplies shall become a reality" ogregasm> why bother being that much of an ass to the poor woman harm_> well shes the one who got all up in my face asking for the store manager harm_> i told her he had just teleported to a corporate meeting in tokyo p3ps1c4n>> I just killed a bee that was flying around my kitchen. sp0rkk>> omg, dude.. LOL!! sp0rkk>> this one time, i caught a bee and put it in a cup inside the freezer.. sp0rkk>> and then i took it back out, and tied a string to it.. 'cause it was frozen so it wouldn't sting me.. sp0rkk>> and then it thawed out and came back to life.. so i was like "whee!", walking around.. sp0rkk>> and then the bastard started chasing me around, trying to sting me! p3ps1c4n>> Rofl! sp0rkk>> so i smashed it with a frozen block of bacon. p3ps1c4n>> I fear for your cat. sp0rkk>> dude, stfu. apollyon> oh i'm so happy! apollyon> my girlfriend just told me she wants to dual boot! Nastard> is that geek for "see other people"? queenren24: i need your advice queenren24: cause you're a guy and all MrFluffyPants26: that I am queenren24: what would you, as a guy, rather have for your birthday or christmas: a video game or that axe stuff that smells SOOO good? MrFluffyPants26: Axe DOES smell good... MrFluffyPants26: what video game? queenren24: rome: total war MrFluffyPants26: hm... MrFluffyPants26: probably the game MrFluffyPants26: but give him sexual favors too MrFluffyPants26: can't go wrong with that queenren24: :O MrFluffyPants26: precisely

KelBell853: im 4'12'' 82 pounds, hazel eyes, brown hair blond highlights, medium length hair i am KTIK: 4'12"? KelBell853: yeah 4 feet 12 inches i am KTIK: I hope you're kidding. KelBell853: im dead serious i am KTIK: How many inches are in a foot? KelBell853: 12 i am KTIK: Put two and two together... KelBell853: opps yeah im 5 foot whats up Xery? just looking at my harddrives hoping they are capable of mating so i can put some data on their offspring :)

Lol, where you get all this ??? :)

LOL!! made my morning :)

Attached Link: http://www.bash.org

bash.org, kemal. although you have to keep an open mind when reading them. they're actual quotes from irc convos :D

Did you said open mind, lol ??? That is seriously cool webpage, thanks man, hilarious !!! :)

some people might have a lower tolerance for that kind of thing, that's why i said it :)

that's a really funny website! why do we say TUNA FISH we don't say CHICKEN BIRD

Yeah...you should SEE some of the IRC conversations we've had...i used to hang out in IRC with a bunch of Half-Life modder guys from germany... We all know how crazy semi-goth german nerd guitar players are. Actually...now that i think about it...I don't think Borg was goth at all...i think he was just really pale from never leaving his house.

I like the guy's callsign "MrFluffyPants". Gotta remember that one.

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