Ardiva opened this issue on Oct 29, 2004 ยท 6 posts
Ardiva posted Fri, 29 October 2004 at 3:24 PM
Two factory workers were talking. "I think I'll take some time off from work." said the man. "How do you think you'll do that?" said the blonde. He proceeded to show her by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss walked in, saw the guy hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing. "I'm a light bulb" answered the guy. "I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. The blonde began walking out too. The boss asked her where she thought she was going. The blonde answered, "Home. I can't work in the dark".
Coltzero posted Fri, 29 October 2004 at 3:32 PM
hahaha cool man! thought that up yourself? ^^ cool :D CZ
Ardiva posted Fri, 29 October 2004 at 3:38 PM
pogmahone posted Sat, 30 October 2004 at 2:58 AM
ROTFL
tjohn posted Sat, 30 October 2004 at 6:15 AM
Q. What are you looking for? A. I lost a contact lens. Q. Where did you lose it? A. In the living room. Q. Then why are looking for it in the kitchen? A. The light is so much better in here.
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
Ardiva posted Sat, 30 October 2004 at 9:00 AM