Have four suggestions so far 1:- "Hey Micheal yers gone quiet, cat got your tongue?" 2:- "Give him one from me Micheal" 3:- "I would give yers a hand Micheal, but I'm guarding the gold" 4:- "Psst Patrick, will yers look at that, but don't tell Micheal" Which do you think is best, or any other suggestions welcome.

The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop  the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."

Get yez fekkin' paws off me gold yer fekkin' moggy and gets yez paws away from me gicker!! Stop you cnawvshawling Micky, he's jest bein' friendly.

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Mmmm... Dunno about those. "Would you mind not screamin' like a little girl! Can't you see we're working over here?" Heheheheh... And then after a short while... "Oh... Dang. Would you look at that... I guess he was screamin' for a reason afterall." Something along those lines.

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Don't know, there doesn't seem to be a single focus. How about a pun like "Cat-O-Mine Tales."

End of the Rainbow, or Micheal?

potted at the end of the rainbow..;)
the proof is in the pouncing
can I put that on your tabby?
pocheen or poaching?
bound for the spirits world
ok, I'll stop..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

You could have one saying "Look at the size of that pussy." but lets not go down that route.

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....or if you want to be really authentic - "Get yer feckin' foot off me arse"

Spoilt for choice here, got another one by IM Micheal will yerz stop pussyfooting around and pass the feckin' whiskey. Oh dear decisions, decisions.

The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop  the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."

Yeah, I was trying to stay away from the "pussy" route... How about: "Jaysus Michael will ye just gi'e him yer lucky charms?!" or "Now Michael, stay facin' the graind er tha' wee kitty'll have yer lucky charms for certain. Magically delicious or not." sorry I have an easier time with a scottish brogue than an irish.

"i told you not to wear a green hat" :P

for some free stuff i made
and for almost daily fotos

or, looks like johny isnt doing much walking lately

for some free stuff i made
and for almost daily fotos

"...nothing like an afternoon with friends an upset stomach and the ol'switch-a-roo"

The cat to Michael: "I tol' ya ya'd be sick after drinkin' so much...yuk!"

"Why can't we just get a litterbox for the cat, like most people do?"

Chohole, I like your first one best. :^) For some reason, the image reminds me of the old joke that ends: "Do ye mind if I run it through me kidneys first?"

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

How about something like "It be your turn to feed Kitty Micheal" or "Three blind Leprechauns"

"I know yer back was itching, but Jeez....!

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And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

Just my luck.. :)