drawbridgep opened this issue on Jan 21, 2005 ยท 36 posts
drawbridgep posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 9:02 AM
This comment is on every one of maybe 20 recent pictures in a row, except for mine which is in the middle. Made me laugh anyway.
AgentSmith posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 9:22 AM
I contacted the member about it. Obviously, we should really keep our critique different for each image we comment on, otherwise it could seem a bit patronizing. (imho) AgentSmith
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electroglyph posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 9:32 AM
Attached Link: http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG
Can't be bothered to think? Let the surrealist complement generator do it for you! If you can't say something nice say somthing surreal. Don't like the first result? just click refresh to see a new phrase.
Lucifer_The_Dark posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 9:41 AM
I think this: In your presence even a batallion of body builders could pass the New York State driving exam. Just about says it all really :D
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orbital posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 10:14 AM
Try this one: Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans.
AgentSmith posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 10:19 AM
ROFL.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "In hunger you most certainly drool your tongue like a well-oiled pendulum, swinging to and fro in a sinusoidal frieze befitting a wounded mosque". That is SO in my Favorites now....
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drawbridgep posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 10:29 AM
"Your delightful banana reminds me of a cosmonaut in high heels." I actually had an old Hungarian girlfriend say that to me.
drawbridgep posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 10:31 AM
There's an idea for a challenge. Create a picture based on one of the compliments.
Nukeboy posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 10:44 AM
This one would be good for an image: "Bleed me! My memory is fried with your pork!"
erosiaart posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 11:04 AM
LOL! I went ot that surrealism site, .. and clicked twice..got this.. good enuff for those poser images??
"Your face is like an imperfectly shaven tennis ball. " and "I should welcome flagellation by your ovoviviparous torso. " Whoops!
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Ang25 posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 11:12 AM
ROFLMAO! Got this one and thought of Drac's thread about his diploma. Oh, how your melodic chewing of cotton balls cancels the stamp on my papyrus telegram from the Queen of England.
bandolin posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 11:17 AM
Oh yeah, that site is bookmarked. LOL
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tjohn posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 11:58 AM
One member here used to leave comments that sounded a lot like these, but I think he was actually trying to write sensible comments, and was using Babblefish in an attempt to translate to English from his native language.
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draculaz posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 12:28 PM
hmmmm....
Rochr posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 2:01 PM
Troglodyte kidneys measure your eyes in sardonic spasms not unlike the movements of an albatross buried in creosote. ok...
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pakled posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 3:44 PM
not to pick on anyone in particular, but these are starting to have a familiar ring..I wonder..;) What would Roy and Trigger say?..;)
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I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)
zakalwe posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 4:13 PM
who is the Russ Meyer fan here? (Faster Pussycat! Kill kill!) At least we know that bouncing boobs will allways make a hot 20 rank. Right draculaz? =) And hurray for uncle Russ!!!
miden1138 posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 4:13 PM
ROFL!! Try this one: "Your cleverness ferments meat without the need of oxygen." I could play with this all day! "Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you."
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miden1138 posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 4:17 PM
I just can't stop! "Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back."
pauljs75 posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 4:38 PM
This is funny... Now somebody needs to invent a Tallpindo comment generator. :D
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arcady posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 5:06 PM
Perhaps someone's batch -posting bot- script has been successfully tested? Now on to adding the part that adds random text into each post. ;) There's been random posting bots on usenet for decades, 'bout time online forum software got them as well... (ack!)
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Zhann posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 5:10 PM
This generator is so weird; You have the intrepid appeal of a carnivorous apple on its way to a pile of cadaveric stones There are a few images I could use this on....bookmarked
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lordstormdragon posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 5:24 PM
That generator is awesome! Amazing... Or maybe I should say, "Excellent work!!BRAVO!! Keep up the amazing work!!V!! :D"
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MoonGoat posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 6:24 PM
Sir, you have most exquisite breasts. Something is DEFINENTLY wrong there ...
Ang25 posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 6:49 PM
You know you're in trouble when you start thinking they make sense, lol. Ooops did I say that out loud? Ang is going to hide now Madame, your implement is admonishing me!
BOOMER posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 8:50 PM
"Sir, you have most exquisite breasts" - that's for the butt art painter. And back to the original subkject of the thread...First, congrats to all. Second, derjimi, I hate you. Just kidding. I knew I should have put my image into a gallery. I WOULD HAVE BEEN #1 I TELL YOU!!!!
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Sargon posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 1:20 AM
Ok i had to see this site for myself and whats the first thing it says to me....Never pet your dog when it is on fire. Sound advice yet i sense an image coming on.
Mahray posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 1:40 AM
You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army core engineers simultaneously trapped in a fit of malaria. Suits me to a 'T' :)
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Ang25 posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 6:13 AM
I think it would be awesome if people picked one saying and did a render based on it and put it up as 'Bryce and Surreal' I know some of these gave me some imagery, (some not so nice, lol)
drawbridgep posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 8:02 AM
I wasn't going to post anymore, but this really made me think of a poser picture: "You wear your breasts to their full extent, like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment."
drawbridgep posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 8:04 AM
I can't stop... "Madame, ist thou donning space underwear? For thine ass doth lie beyond the physical boundaries of this world!"
electroglyph posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 8:53 AM
Onerous congratulations on your conceptual development of obliteration concerning telephones, lobsters and fish! Makes me want to do a drawing just so I can use the comment.
Ang25 posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 9:10 AM
roflmao!!! oh the visuals gosh they're killin me, lmao.
pakled posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 1:39 PM
hmm..only Russ Meyer pic I remember was 'Super Vixens'..alternately titillating and gross..ok, Siskel and Ebert I'm not..;)
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)
tjohn posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 3:09 PM
Attached Link: http://www.notcoming.com/reviews.php?id=16
Believe it or not, Roger Ebert actually co-wrote one of Russ Meyer's movies, "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". (See link) And pakled, you wouldn't want to be Siskel. He's no longer with us. Ebert's co-host is Richard Roeper now.This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
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scoleman123 posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 6:06 PM
I should welcome flagellation by your ovoviviparous torso.
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